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[challenge entry] Adorable old Bernard. 'I get load of Pakis coming to my club, and they all love a laff'.
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# ris?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
# i think he forgot the ctrl-i
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# yes, this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# It's a compo entry.
So he likes black people now because they are white etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# ohhh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)
# if you like asians and afro-carribeans
you don't tend to call them pakis or darkies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I was briefly
perplexed by the disparity between the british "asian" (i.e. indo-pakistani descent) and the american "asian" (oriental). I asked my sister's american flatmate what she would mean if she described someone as "asian" and she got on a high horse and said she never would because that's labelling someone with something they can't control and that I was a racist for saying anything like it.

I asked her how she'd describe someone's apparent ethnic origin to the police in the event that she got mugged.

Her reply?

"If he robbed me then he's probably black."

I love my own double standards but I do not respect them in others.

P.s. if anyone's offended by the language in this post, please feel free to ignore it. I'll be out back playing with my black lesbian wheelchair-bound midget special-needs gypsy friend "token".
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Very clever
(I helped save b3ta! Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# My mate told me that Bernard Manning had introduced bird flu to the UK
It took some pisstaking before he realised his mistake...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)
# i was always confused between those two as a kid
also, gerry adams and gerry anderson
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)