Dr. Phil
I made these for you.




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( Banana, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

you sure know
how to treat a lady
( martian, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)

I am a lady
and it's what I'd like anyway.
( Banana, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)

Really little
shoes and handbags?

How do you manage to stand up in them?

Where would you keep your lippy?
( pagram, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)

I can cram my feet into any size shoes
and you should see the little lipsticks you can buy these days.
( Banana, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)

It's true
women's shoes are like the Tardis. If the colour is right and they have the perfect little kitten heel then they WILL fit.
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)

Women
definitely lose out in the comfort stakes when it comes to shoes.

Especially those strappy high heeled buggers...

...erm.. not that I'd know or anything.
( pagram, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

blimey
I must say I have to have comfy shoes.

Having said that my feet are now the perfect shape for pointy-toed heels, so I find those quite comfy. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)

You've taken to wearing comfortable shoes?
Does Tomsk know about this?
(Mattyboy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

What ,
you have a really long pointy middle toe and the rest are smooth yet angled towards the long toe.
Thats weird.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

no
my foot's sort of bent - the big toe is practically at a right-angle outwards.

I'll draw it and explain.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)

OK,
I await with baited breath, I am going to lunch in 4 minutes and I shall look forward to spazzing back to said foot explanation.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)

I think
you'd be better off explaining it to your chiropodist.

Oh how I hope I got the right sort of doctor
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)

of course.
First you prepare the lady, by rubbing off a thin outer layer with fine sand paper. You then prime the surface with industrial custard powder.

Next, prepare the liquid treatment, by mixing together in a large oil barrel 1 part crude oil, to 2 parts creosote and 2 parts vimto.

Place the lady in the barrel and leave to cure overnight.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)

vimto!
are you mad! they'll rust!
( curry monster, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

nonono
the custard powder primer deals with that.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)

well
that's not how i did it last time.
( martian, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)

what! you didn't bring the good lady some flowers
well i never!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)

hooray!
they're lovely. Ta. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)