With no eyes.. You have no problem laying down biblically with this enchanting creature...
I Like your style Pops...
*Removes own Button eyes*
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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:20,
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No, that's not what I meant!
Son, your eyes! I took ages sewing them on...
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:21,
archived)
*Bumps comically into wall*
*Sob*
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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:25,
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*sews on new buttons*
Now, they're a bit crossed, but you'll get used to them.
You tell me if your brother laughs at you.
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:27,
archived)
*Rubs New eyes*
Oooh X Ray Vision and Lasers...
Thanks Papa...
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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:28,
archived)
Yeah, but they're very very very low-powered lasers.
You might be able to singe an ant if you're lucky.
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:30,
archived)
*burns a slow Magnifying Glass style hole in own Hand*
Papa!
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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:33,
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Hmm, maybe they're more powerful than I thought.
*adjusts*
There, now you won't be able to hurt yourself. Now, this is going to sting a bit.
*chops hand off with axe*
I'll get it fixed and back to you in a while.
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?,
Thu 22 Mar 2007, 11:34,
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