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(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# a tampon with legs!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# what do you call a sheep with no head, tail, or legs?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# a cloud?
or dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)
# A DEAD CLOUD!
hahahaahaaaaahhahha!

oh, no, wait.

that's right, a cloud.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Clouddead...
Ace Band..

End of Public Service Announcement
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# A CLOUD
A dead sheep
A wooly jumper
A cotton wool bud
Frank
Whatever you like, because it can't fucking hear you
CUNTBISCUIT McFUCKHAMMER
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# what do elephants use as tompons
why do sheep have tails
etc
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# what's a tompon?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# it's a tampon with a built-in satellite navigation system

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# hahahaha
you win
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# A tampon for men with tattered jappers
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# o_O
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# ow!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I can see the adverts now...
"A fusion of HIGH TECH and SOFT COTTON!!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahahahaba LOLOLOLOLROFFLEMAYONAISE!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# It's what transexuals use
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# RE: that starwars thing
found the link

it's on IGN
top left vid on this page
uk.media.xbox360.ign.com/media/823/823667/vids_1.html
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# the work firewall,
she say NO!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# mine too
*glum*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)
# interesting
but full of marketing speak:

"we LITERALLy infuse the characters with a neural system and a brain"

no, you fuckwit, you /simulate/ a very simple brain with an AI. you're not infusing anything!!

gah.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# oh, i ignored that shite
i just like the way the wood splinters
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# it does that well
and I like that the stormtroopers hang on to each other.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# yeah that's cool
but the beams break a bit too easily
for my liking
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# infuse them?
make them into tea???
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# QUICK
stick it in your mimsy!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# pfew!
just in time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# no thanks
i've just eaten
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:10, archived)
# a happy rhyme
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)
# That rhyme has long been overlooked for it's educational opportunities

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *swoons*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *waxes*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# pfffft what the?!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# haha!
you again?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *slaps*
that's no way to talk to your mother!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*sobs*
i was only asking to know if i should avert my eyes uncle dave!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:17, archived)
# There, there . . .
sit on my lap and tell me all about it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# *clambers up*
ow!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)
# sorry . . .
*moves empty special brew tins*

There


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# this is good advice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Also
Don't shave your scrotum with hair clippers
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# you can't tell me what to do man!
this isn't Russia!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# in russia scrotum shaves you....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# ^ this ^
the bleeding didn't stop for ages....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# retards.
I do mine a grade 2 every month, and not a nick.

You've got to tug the skin so its nice and tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Grade 2's fine
But it's not so good if you take the guard off. I've got shit clippers too.

(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I find going down to zero to be too itchy.
And fluff from my undies starts sticking velcro fashion to my spuds after a day or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# ^ this ^
real men don't use a gaurd :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# you'll find real men use a razor.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
#
razor big fuck off knife
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# But then the stubble grows back all uncomfortable!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ooh
what does that say?
i can't seem to stop looking at the right hand side of the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# blimey
words of wisdom
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# attention seeking.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Look!
Just cock off, will ya! Jessie only loves ONE hat related person around here . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:17, archived)
# she's cute
but i'm already in love
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I told you
i'm married and straight!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:20, archived)
# and ginger . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Oh yes, absolutely there
...but then again, that was made for Dixon's sexy-tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# it's always sexy-tiem
when dixie chic's on the board
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)