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# PokeProphets



(Names altered to prevent the burning of embassies)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:41, archived)
# *takes offence*
*burns embassy anyway*
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:42, archived)
# pfft
this^
(but more danish embassy)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I'll burn any embassy for money
Any advance on Danish?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)
# french!!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Embassy cigarettes!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I accept your suggestion
Now, money?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)
# pocket lint do ya?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Depends
Does it have traces of fluff?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)
# If you'd taken my suggestion you'd have gotten a long lost fruit gum too
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Embassy ciggies aren't much of a challenge
What flavour fruit gum?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Blackcurrant, the finest of all fruit gums
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Dilemma!
How fluffy is it?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Pretty much fluff free actually
was wedged between my debit card and my phone
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Could I not just
have the debit card instead?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Awww, but it's pretty. It's yellow, blue green and fadey and has a horse on it
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)
# umm, no. but it has lots of loose threads!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Maybe that's why you have no money
If there's loose threads, perhaps you have a hole in your pocket?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)
# haha
Wild BUDDAH appeared
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Go Jebussiah!
*Wild Buddah uses meditate*
*Wild Buddah's attack rose*

Jebussiah, use Sandal Throw!
*hits enemy 3 to 5 times with sandals*
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Jebussiah has evolved in to Jehovasaur
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)
# JEHOVASAUR learned SURF
Just because I can!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)
# lol
*Wild Buddah used Sumo Tackle.*

Jehovasaur used Smite!

Wild Buddah fainted.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)
# bah I wanted to burn your embassy
*uses turn the other cheek +5*
....
*looses*
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:43, archived)
# If you burn MY embassy,
then so help me god, I'll burn yours right back.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# *puts in a flameproof bunker*
ha!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)
# HamheadToucher
/not really, but the 'hamhead' made me laff :)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Haha,
I hadn't even seen that until you pointed it out :D
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Mmmmmmohammed

(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Why is it
In this era of artwork, all men are fantastically sculpted but have very tiny members?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:46, archived)
# 'twas the fashion
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:46, archived)
# you liars!!!!
size does matter!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)
# God yes
Surely you had figured this out?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ummm.......
...............
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)
# However
I can't talk, as I'm VVVVVVVVV that down there
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)
# A camp Xray?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:55, archived)
# eh?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:55, archived)
# The Shortest b3tan
Officially
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Oh yea?
How tall?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)
# 5ft1
In my stockinged feet
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)
# thats not that short
There must only be an inch in it.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:02, archived)
# It's short
As some who only had to duck once walking through HMS Victory, it's short....
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)
# so you'd make our cocks look HUGE!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Photoshopped images only please.
Looks just like Dore's original. ;)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Kind of apt location
"The poets are in the ninth
chasm of the eighth circle, that of the Sowers of
Discord, whose punishment is to be mutilated.
Mahomet shows his entrails to Dante and Virgil [and Francis and Rick]
while on the left stands his son Ali, his head cleft
from chin to forelock."
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Well done, sir.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# haha
good one
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)
# awesome
this is great !
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahaha.
I lol'd when I read 'Sandal Throw'.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Fight!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Hahah, great!
I'm thinking of doing more of these with Roman and Hindu gods.

Lol, is that Jesus, there on the floor in the corner?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Why is that picture not named
Reservoir Gods?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:08, archived)
# ^
This
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Too obvious.
I am all Tales of the Unexpected on your ass.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fucking ace.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)