Eep...


Sorry it's small :(
(danecobain www.photoshoppaul.com - a sig that MoS can enjoy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:20, archived)

If adverts told the truth?
You had a mini fillet that was still alive?!

*shudders*

Did it eat all your chips?
( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:21, archived)

I wouldn't dare eat one
My friend worked there and told me some pretty nasty stories though. And one of my mates that worked at subway was told by the regional manager that if he talked about his work experience to anyone then they'd sue him lol...
(danecobain www.photoshoppaul.com - a sig that MoS can enjoy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:22, archived)

whistle blowers get paid more

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:23, archived)

'ning sexipance =)

( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:24, archived)

'ning gorgeous!

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:24, archived)

How's life?

( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:29, archived)

aww
for a second i thought you meant me :(
(danecobain www.photoshoppaul.com - a sig that MoS can enjoy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:30, archived)

*checks pance*
Ooh, sexy!

'ning sexipance

;)

EDIT: Interesting website... *bookmarks*
( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:31, archived)

haha
i'm not wearing any ;)
(danecobain www.photoshoppaul.com - a sig that MoS can enjoy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:34, archived)

So I'm right then.
What pance are sexier than no pance?

No further questions, your honour...
( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:35, archived)

i think you win
unless they were see through pance that had a built in magnifying screen over the important places
(danecobain www.photoshoppaul.com - a sig that MoS can enjoy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:36, archived)

Risky if you're out in the sun though...

( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:41, archived)

ouch
i see your point
(danecobain www.photoshoppaul.com - a sig that MoS can enjoy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:51, archived)

O_o
There was a guy who worked at one of the Subways in Northampton who thankfully has disappeared now. I saw him one day putting on a plastic glove, whilst holding the other one in his mouth...

*shudders again*

*steers clear of food for a few days*
( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:23, archived)

don't talk to me about surgical glove horror stories!!
not in this hospital!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:24, archived)

O rly?

( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:25, archived)

haha
yeah the subway he worked at me and my ex went in to a few times and it was pretty laughable in there as long as you didn't mind lauging at your chances of getting salmonella
(danecobain www.photoshoppaul.com - a sig that MoS can enjoy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:32, archived)

then he is stupid
you can't threaten people like that. He should go blag! Fucking manky fast food chain anyway...
( Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:25, archived)

he didn't really care to be honest

(danecobain www.photoshoppaul.com - a sig that MoS can enjoy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:31, archived)

do they ever?
maybe he was taking extra care, to ensure that the "freshly prepared so it's 'fresh'" sandwiches had as many hairs as possible in
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:35, archived)

I like it...but what's it got to do with the comp?

( prodigy69 Stephen Fry + LittleBigPlanet = glee!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:22, archived)

Or meat for that matter:P
'ning matey
( riverghost has no signature, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:25, archived)

'ello :)

( prodigy69 Stephen Fry + LittleBigPlanet = glee!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:26, archived)

^

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:26, archived)

well i guess i kinda bended the rules a bit
or maybe your KFC is nicer than ours :) But the original ad in that pic was going on about popular demand for their great chickeny thingy but everytime you get one it always looks like a medical experiment
(danecobain www.photoshoppaul.com - a sig that MoS can enjoy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:33, archived)

I only ever once ate at a KFC
And that was in Mexico City, at 2 am, for lack of anything else.

Everything looked like a medical experiment there.
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:35, archived)

still alive eh?
i hope it squeeks when i bite it!!!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:22, archived)

that's a lovely thing
even if it's not quite fitting the compo
( Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:24, archived)