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[challenge entry] Eep...


Sorry it's small :(

From the If Ads Told The Truth challenge. See all 454 entries (closed)

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:20, archived)
# If adverts told the truth?
You had a mini fillet that was still alive?!

*shudders*

Did it eat all your chips?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:21, archived)
# I wouldn't dare eat one
My friend worked there and told me some pretty nasty stories though. And one of my mates that worked at subway was told by the regional manager that if he talked about his work experience to anyone then they'd sue him lol...
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:22, archived)
# whistle blowers get paid more
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 'ning sexipance =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:24, archived)
# 'ning gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:24, archived)
# How's life?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:29, archived)
# aww
for a second i thought you meant me :(
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:30, archived)
# *checks pance*
Ooh, sexy!

'ning sexipance

;)

EDIT: Interesting website... *bookmarks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:31, archived)
# haha
i'm not wearing any ;)
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:34, archived)
# So I'm right then.
What pance are sexier than no pance?

No further questions, your honour...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:35, archived)
# i think you win
unless they were see through pance that had a built in magnifying screen over the important places
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Risky if you're out in the sun though...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:41, archived)
# ouch
i see your point
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:51, archived)
# O_o
There was a guy who worked at one of the Subways in Northampton who thankfully has disappeared now. I saw him one day putting on a plastic glove, whilst holding the other one in his mouth...

*shudders again*

*steers clear of food for a few days*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:23, archived)
# don't talk to me about surgical glove horror stories!!
not in this hospital!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:24, archived)
# O rly?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:25, archived)
# haha
yeah the subway he worked at me and my ex went in to a few times and it was pretty laughable in there as long as you didn't mind lauging at your chances of getting salmonella
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:32, archived)
# then he is stupid
you can't threaten people like that. He should go blag! Fucking manky fast food chain anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:25, archived)
# he didn't really care to be honest
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:31, archived)
# do they ever?
maybe he was taking extra care, to ensure that the "freshly prepared so it's 'fresh'" sandwiches had as many hairs as possible in
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:35, archived)
# I like it...but what's it got to do with the comp?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Or meat for that matter:P
'ning matey
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:25, archived)
# 'ello :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:26, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:26, archived)
# well i guess i kinda bended the rules a bit
or maybe your KFC is nicer than ours :) But the original ad in that pic was going on about popular demand for their great chickeny thingy but everytime you get one it always looks like a medical experiment
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:33, archived)
# I only ever once ate at a KFC
And that was in Mexico City, at 2 am, for lack of anything else.

Everything looked like a medical experiment there.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:35, archived)
# still alive eh?
i hope it squeeks when i bite it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:22, archived)
# that's a lovely thing
even if it's not quite fitting the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:24, archived)