If you have a skin infection when you die you will go to hell, wearing clothes made of two fabrics is evil
and only 140,000 people will ever get in to heaven, all of whom are of Jewish descent

/little known biblical facts
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

I have eczema like it aint no thing
also - I'm not baptised so I'll never get past the first level of hell, the one for virtuous heathens
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

something which has always puzzed me is,
if you have to have believed in Jesus to get into Christian Heaven... what about all the millions of people who died BEFORE Jesus even existed, they're screwed and it's not even remotely their fault. I know a lot of other stuff makes little sense too, but it always struck me as pretty unfair.
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

Look at the link below
It's not just about believing in Jesus

There's lots of stuff you have to do in order to get into heaven

Some of it contradicts other parts
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

no-one is going to heaven
see link below
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

Meh, I can write off the bible much more easily and conclusively than that video
Simply read it, especially Leviticus, revelations, exodus and genesis
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

But it is pretty good
I love the way that if you take Jesus literally then he really does sound like a raving nutter
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

That's true, it's a very funny book actually

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)