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( Guy Incognito How's my posting? Call 0800-EAT-SHIT, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

hahaha
er............haha?
( Just Cunt you're all a big shower of shitty cuntdribbleCUNTS, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)

TAKE COVER!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:41, archived)

PUT IT ON COPY OF BIBLE
LAUGH AS THEY LEAVE BOOK SHOP
( Captain Wow - Callipygian, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

are you suggesting the bible
is a sick joke?
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)

If you have a skin infection when you die you will go to hell, wearing clothes made of two fabrics is evil
and only 140,000 people will ever get in to heaven, all of whom are of Jewish descent

/little known biblical facts
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

I have eczema like it aint no thing
also - I'm not baptised so I'll never get past the first level of hell, the one for virtuous heathens
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

something which has always puzzed me is,
if you have to have believed in Jesus to get into Christian Heaven... what about all the millions of people who died BEFORE Jesus even existed, they're screwed and it's not even remotely their fault. I know a lot of other stuff makes little sense too, but it always struck me as pretty unfair.
( Prof UnderCover where's my fucking retard you spanner?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

Look at the link below
It's not just about believing in Jesus

There's lots of stuff you have to do in order to get into heaven

Some of it contradicts other parts
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

no-one is going to heaven
see link below
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

Meh, I can write off the bible much more easily and conclusively than that video
Simply read it, especially Leviticus, revelations, exodus and genesis
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

But it is pretty good
I love the way that if you take Jesus literally then he really does sound like a raving nutter
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

That's true, it's a very funny book actually

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

Yep
godisimaginary.com/video1.htm
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

No
I'm actually Christian.

I just meant people go to buy the sick joke book, end up buying the bible!

Yay!
( Captain Wow - Callipygian, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)

A fellow b3taian who is a christian?!
waves :D
(City wall is not doing much, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:06, archived)

(this week i am mostly - useless, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

i'm not sure what you're trying to say

( mictoboy http://www.b3ta.com/board/8370204 for the win, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

It's Hippy Chic
HIPPY HIKER CHIC!
( GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

yes, this makes complete sense
and isn't contradictory at all ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

*crashes into Mushroom screaming wildly*
'sup
( GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

hey GMoS
not a lot, at home at the moment but have spent most of this week feeling crappy
it seems nobody sells immune systems on eBay, where can I get one dammit
( Mushroom, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

I have a cold and will be leaving work in a moment because I have a severe headfuzz on me

( GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)

aww not you too
strange, 'headfuzz' is how I'd describe it too.
I shall have to use that word more often
( Mushroom, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)

it's a trick!
click I like this and Rob will come and hunt you down with a pack of rabid stoats! Don't fall for it!
( Count Vanderhoff googlewhack for "cunt him in the fuck recordings", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

I like stoats!
*clicks*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

me too


Hot and buttered
( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

stoats on toats
with rabies jam
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)

you take things too seriously
aicmfp
( gravytrain is very, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

*Taxes the five pounds*
So, that's £4.62 for me and £0.38 left for your collection.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

^this

( - D - Future Winner, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

corporate sell out whores?
surely they just published something.

It's not like they let McDonalds sell a McB3tawich or something?

Do you earn any money for a living? I assume not otherwise you'd have to beat yourself witha stick everyday for the sheer audacity of it.
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

penii?

( The Figurative Pineapple (batteries included, but not charged), Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

Heroes?
Whores?

This post brought to you by Exaggeration Extermination Inc.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)

it's a book, you can hardly call getting a book published selling out can you.

( Sir Sand Goblin BOB BANK, DO THE AYATOLLAH, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:04, archived)

where is the
"I don't like this" option?
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)