BMW again


Slight change on the wording, think it's better this way.
(Cuthbert Annihilator I think, therefore I am what I eat, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)

waste more fuel
take up more parking space
'but it means i can see over other cars cos im higher'
till everybody gets one then ill be back at square 1, till i buy a double decker bus.....
( Dont point it at your face ....there was another cylinder came last night, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)

That's why I like small cars
When everyone has gas-guzzlers, I'll be able to see underneath...
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)

Yeah, but smart cars are still pretty shite though.



/used to have one blog
( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)

I never liked them
Horrible little things like the Little Tykes red and yellow job I had as a kid: but that would have been safer if I'd been hit by a lorry.
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)

Yeah, toy cars.
It was my ex-gf's actually. I used to tell her that my next car was going to be a real car.

And shortly after I left her this happened. I don't think I'd have walked away if I was in the smart car...
( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)

you rammed her in
your golf?

Good lad!
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)

Haha!

( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)

I like those Smart Sports cars
They look like little kit cars... soooo cute...
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)

see drive
(Gyrate is watching you masturbate, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)

That too

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)

I wish I could buy a small car
I like little micras, my mum's got one.

not that I have a car, but when I do I need one at least big enough in the arse to carry around a 10.5 stone bass amp.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)

My micra is wonderful
Has never let me down. Not that I can drive it mind, but it's never let me down just sitting there.
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)

They're just such friendly looking cars!

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)

i'm selling my car Daewoo Lanos
£700 ONO
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)

you're always selling you're car
And I never have a license!

Eventually. I'm getting a garage now (if we get this house) so I'll be able to get a car whilst only being slightly shafted on the insurance.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)

it's my mums fault
she promised to sell me her car back in january. and finally i'm getting it next week!

mothers eh?
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:19, archived)

My mum promised me driving lessons for my 21st birthday.
I'm 23 in November.

:D Bless her.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)

you've been taking driving lessons for 2 years!
christ, how thick are you?

*runs again*

ah, fuck it, i'm knackered!
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)

You're such a sod.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:32, archived)

hee, i get to pea this again

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:18, archived)

Hahaha!

( Dr Loris, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)

I've got that exact Smart car...
It's a beast!
( busy phil isn't really that busy, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:36, archived)

Haha, I like this.

( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)

Hahaha!

( Weetobix is selling these fine leather jackets, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)

dammit
the mass media lies!
(danecobain www.photoshoppaul.com - a sig that MoS can enjoy, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)

Heh.
"Almost as big a cunt as someone who chose to buy a Porsche Cayenne"


( Doctor When might need a new job soon, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)

AHAHAHAHAH!!!
Best thing of the day :D
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)