Compopearoasttime!


Riiight - I'll go and do a proper one now.

From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)

office lols!!!!!1111!
haha! ***clicky***
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)

with added GOATSE!
HAHA
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)

Added GOATSE?? In a Ladybird book??

(moistness Thats a bit dark kev!, Fri 13 Apr 2007, 1:01, archived)

ha ha!!
bringing the family together!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)

hehehe
'What's that Timmy? You want to look at hardcore bestiality? You little scamp!'
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)

Holy shit
Drove round Woburn on Tuesday: nearly got killed when the zebra on top fell off....
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)

?

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:38, archived)

did you just have that photo
..hanging around?
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)

erm...


ah...



In a special folder... no, erm...

I found it on the floor.


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)

pffft
I saw an elephant's knob once when I was in Sri Lanka, they tickled it's tummy and this fucking huge thing thumped down onto the ground.

I think I'll feel inadequate for the rest of my life..
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)

whatever for?
most human women don't have big gapey elephant twats

and if one did, i wouldn't want a go on her
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

*bets you would, for the novelty*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)

but i'd have to use my leg

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)

Exactly.
Novelty factor: fucking sky high.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)

you
clearly haven't been to Essex
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)

i live in essex
at least, until the end of summer
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)

really?
well you can't have noticed the tribe of elephant women who live there then :)
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)

Jordan


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)

haha
'like opening a window and fucking the night'
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)

i will...
as a woman
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

How did you make the elephant laugh then cry?
I told him I had a bigger knob.

Then I proved it.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

that's rape

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)

good ol' Ladybird :D
*clicks*
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)

Beautiful
I swear I saw that in the children's library the other day.
( sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)

proper one?
nice work doctor w
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)

Haha! Heres some more text on a picture.


...not really worthy of it's own thread.
(James Cupboard may contain emotionally intense scenes, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)

how much for that fine read sir?
2 shiney new pence? i'll take 10
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)

Heheheh.
John is clever.
John can use the internet.
See John surf! Surf, John, surf!
Click on the little picture.
Gosh!
See the anus.
The anus is red.
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:54, archived)

hahahaha
brilliant
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)

Nuff
Lolage! *Clickety click*
(hoozey, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 15:38, archived)