pffft
I saw an elephant's knob once when I was in Sri Lanka, they tickled it's tummy and this fucking huge thing thumped down onto the ground.

I think I'll feel inadequate for the rest of my life..
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)

whatever for?
most human women don't have big gapey elephant twats

and if one did, i wouldn't want a go on her
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

*bets you would, for the novelty*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)

but i'd have to use my leg

( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)

Exactly.
Novelty factor: fucking sky high.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)

you
clearly haven't been to Essex
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)

i live in essex
at least, until the end of summer
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)

really?
well you can't have noticed the tribe of elephant women who live there then :)
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)

Jordan


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)

haha
'like opening a window and fucking the night'
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)

i will...
as a woman
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

How did you make the elephant laugh then cry?
I told him I had a bigger knob.

Then I proved it.
(waxdart Stormed it last night :), Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

that's rape

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)