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pffft

I saw an elephant's knob once when I was in Sri Lanka, they tickled it's tummy and this fucking huge thing thumped down onto the ground.

I think I'll feel inadequate for the rest of my life..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)

whatever for?

most human women don't have big gapey elephant twats

and if one did, i wouldn't want a go on her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

*bets you would, for the novelty*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:43, archived)

but i'd have to use my leg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)

Exactly.

Novelty factor: fucking sky high.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)

you

clearly haven't been to Essex

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:45, archived)

i live in essex

at least, until the end of summer

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)

really?

well you can't have noticed the tribe of elephant women who live there then :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:50, archived)

Jordan

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:46, archived)

haha

'like opening a window and fucking the night'

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)

i will...

as a woman

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

How did you make the elephant laugh then cry?

I told him I had a bigger knob.

Then I proved it.

(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:42, archived)

that's rape

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)