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( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:46, archived)

I can't tell if that dream snail has legs or boobs

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:47, archived)

boobies, trust me.
- whoever heard of a snail with legs!

pah!


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:49, archived)

Colin Firth.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:49, archived)

Granted.

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:50, archived)

I see him as more of a slug sort of arrangement personally

( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:52, archived)

TJ, slightly
what cafes did you go into in the dam? Did you go into Funny People? It's the best one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:53, archived)

Nopes but I have to disagree
Babas was beautiful, and there was a really stoned cat dancing to the music. We also went to Grasshoppers... can't wait to get out there again!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:54, archived)

Can't remember either of those!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:55, archived)

hehe neither can I very much
;)
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:56, archived)

I just loved it because it was all comfy and cushiony, and it played a great selection of music:
Cypress Hill
Alice In Chains
Madness
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:00, archived)

Oy!
www.b3ta.com/board/7080482
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:55, archived)

yes
you can...

all I know about him is his name is Marty and he's canadian. Saw this photo on hotornot aaaaages ago, never got to write because didn't have membership doodahs.

Do you know him?
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:57, archived)

No,
which is why I asked.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)

does he go to this school?

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:47, archived)

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah
cool
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:48, archived)

Not your joke,
in all fairness...
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:01, archived)

I know....
...but I think you'll find that alot on the board aren't orig either.
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:06, archived)

Hull for you!
No passee go etc
(Mr Bigglesworth is my master, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:47, archived)

argh
i am trying REALLY HARD these days not to think about the benefits of inheriting all my parent's possessions when they die.

Fuck, I'm going to hell
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:47, archived)

Been there, done it, got the t-shirt.
...and a few more bits too.


...miss them a lot though.

:-(



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:50, archived)

my parents dying would be shit
cos i'd have no one to look after my kids during the day

plus of course, i love them both dearly and would miss them a lot
( mictoboy, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:53, archived)

Of course
of course.
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:54, archived)

Assuming they leave you anything
Donkey homes need cash too.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:56, archived)

Kurt Vonnegut's your granddad?
Cool! And, I'm very sorry for your loss.
( friendlyfire, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:48, archived)

Kurt Vonnegut died???
I missed that one.
( Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:51, archived)

yes...
fell over and banged his head I'm afraid....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:52, archived)

Fucksocks
Nuns' cunts.
( Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:54, archived)

Yesterday :(

( Afinkawan, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:54, archived)

Kilgore Trout? Dead?
(sobs)
( Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:57, archived)

Yeah I Know
best non-existent sci-fi author ever.
( Afinkawan, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:01, archived)

kilgore trout will never die
so it goes...
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:01, archived)

spunk it on a posh carpet for the lounge
then leave the bitch two months later...
:(
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:49, archived)

RIS
Also *smooches*
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:53, archived)

*joys*
i got £500 when my nan passed away
and my then fiancee persuaded me to spend it on a posh carpet
which i did
then i left her 2 months later
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 16:57, archived)

You should have kicked her out
unless she owned the house, in which case you should have kicked her somewhere else.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:02, archived)

My grandad sold his house for £150k in 1995.
The council were well pissed off.



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:05, archived)

Ages ago
I got £5k from my late granny. Spent it on an extension to the house and immediately had to sell the house as my family circumstances changed. found out tadding the extension added £20k to the value of the house! Horaay for Granny!


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 17:03, archived)