May The Luck Of The Ravens Eye Be With You

I Only Watch It Because of Anne Foy (honest) :P

From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

(jamezp1, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:26, archived)

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:27, archived)

.....

(mr.handbag, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:39, archived)

yes, say less than nothing

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:39, archived)

this^

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)

I've never seen a post like this
whatever that means
( Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:28, archived)

Who? What? Where? How? Why?

( The Great Architect, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:28, archived)

Have you never seen raven?
Its a kids program on cbbc where basically they are taken to scotland to hit each other with hammer, swim in ponds and get whacked by hundreds of obstacles :P
(jamezp1, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)

*hold me*

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)

*holds*

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)

I would, but I don't think I can take it, cos it took so long to bake it, and I'll never see that recipe, again, oh nooooooooooooooooooooooo
/still got that damned song in my head...
( The Great Architect, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:34, archived)

Richard Harris or Donna Summer version?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)

..
This one...

run, run for your lives!
( The Great Architect, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:40, archived)

ahhhhh fuck, here we go.....
it's going to be like the whispering grass obsession all over again...

...Checkers!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:44, archived)

"All the sweet green icing flowing down..."

( The Great Architect, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:45, archived)

"your yellow cotton dress floating like a wave on the ground around your knees"

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:46, archived)

"Sing Lofty"!

( The Great Architect, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)

7:28, fuck me, it's an epic

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)

hahaha, yup,
you love it though!
( The Great Architect, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:48, archived)

I'm afraid I now do.....

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:49, archived)

My work here is done...

( The Great Architect, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:49, archived)

Donna Summer Topless

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:40, archived)

Ooooohhhhh I feel love I feel love I feel love I feel love I feel love

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:40, archived)

hahahaha
Disco Swamp Fever!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:42, archived)

Gah! Awful song!
This version is much, much better:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpDckbqhpW8
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 19:33, archived)

you've spoken three words which would stop me going anywhere near a program like that...
'kids program' and 'cbbc'
( The Great Architect, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)

every time i go *home*
my brother is watching this crap.

It really is bad. They pretend to be Scottish warriors.
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:35, archived)

what, get pissed and play bagpipes

( The Great Architect, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:35, archived)

You forget the rape and pillage!

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)

like I said
it's just crap :)

*doesn't remember bagpipes or pissed*
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)

actually, that sounds like fun

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)

*searches*
www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/content/articles/2006/12/13/beonashow_raven_feature.shtml

Judge for yourself *based on limited info* :P
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:38, archived)

Let's see
between 11 and 13

Away from parents for a few weeks

An adventure abroad

that right there is fucking heaven
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)

I feel a 'M3Essential doing a Rodney Trotter entering a painting competition' moment coming on

( The Great Architect, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:43, archived)

heh
:)
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:44, archived)

no, no, no... you have to enter me into it
for hilarious results
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:45, archived)

Cushty!

( The Great Architect, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:46, archived)

You know it makes sense
;)
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:46, archived)

hahahaha
Bonjour Bonjour! mai oui
;)
( The Great Architect, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)

Sorted!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)

That's that famous catchline of hers?
Always post an image under 50k?

EDIT: isn't that Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle?!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)

go home
i shall abuse my 70k privilege all i like :P
(jamezp1, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)

how did you get a 70k privilege?

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)

We gave it to him on the condition he never came here again:P

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:34, archived)

oh noes :(

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)

well now
although on occasion I think riverghost is a cunt, on this occasion the cunt is clearly you.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:34, archived)

I'm the best cunt there is:P
But have you noticed the amount of times that the face, raven and James are used in the post? His nick is James too?

You thinking what I'm thinking?
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:40, archived)

I wish
i was raven :(

but if i want to use my 800 pixel height than i bloody well will do

just coincedence that my nick is jamezp1 and the guys called james
(jamezp1, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 19:25, archived)

Erm
We didn't say anything about pixel height. Could it be you have pixel envy?
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 20:07, archived)

WTF?

( Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)

hmm
ok.

You might want to contextualise it for people who don't have kid brothers who watch CBBC :P
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)

the way of the fucking huge post

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)

I almost
pivoted my monitor sideways so I could read the text. Then realized I'd rather have some tea.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:34, archived)

How old are you?

( Aenesis, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:34, archived)

ris?

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:37, archived)

eh?

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:39, archived)

you gay cunt.
/harshblog
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:44, archived)

Get some help

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:53, archived)

Smaller

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)

that club
needs to be CDC'd HARD
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:52, archived)

Oh yeah!
Soon as I wake up (again) I am going to do that:)

Thanks for the tip mate:D
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is wondering if he has soiled himself., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:54, archived)

de nada

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)

I dont care if this isnt anything to do with the comp
repost it anyway so I can click it. its genius.
(vibrating tuna, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 0:44, archived)

Shite entry
Amazing program. The kids have to run this gauntlet at the end. Its the most difficult thing ever. Theres basically a load of backstage crew throwing sandbags at them as they walk along a beam.
You know your in for a treat when theres a fat kid doing the obstacle course.
(vibrating tuna, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 0:47, archived)