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'Get over there and take those ridiculous shorts off'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)

^This

Reason for ASBO: Horrendous shorts
Terms: Removal of shorts and substitution with sensible lower-body wear. Never being seen in said shorts in public again, on pain of having limbs removed piece by piece with blunt spoons.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)

The sandals and handbag combo deserves a fine as well, I think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)

For the combo

You get the bit that's bulging out the front of those shorts removed by a slightly irritated pelican

EDIT: Oh god, socks and sandals as well. He's going to the slammer

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)

There's just no need, is there?

Senseless eye violence.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)

Oi oi Cap'n

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)

Oi Oi Prof- how goes it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)

Not bad mate.

You?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)

Could be better, lettings agents are discriminatory gits.

Ah, twas not meant to be.

Apart from that I'm all good- you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)

'ning mate

THere seems to be something massive stacked down one of the legs though:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)

That's his leg, you silly pervert.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)

Not on his left hand side

There's a very suspicious shadow there!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)