Text on a picture? Nearly.


From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:44, archived)

I hope that horse has something to do with it

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)

Believe it.
The kids grow up so fast these days...
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)

No, it's just an innocent baystander
Fuck me! that's terrible. Even for me.
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)

hay man
take it easy!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)

'Get over there and take those ridiculous shorts off'

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:45, archived)

^This
Reason for ASBO: Horrendous shorts
Terms: Removal of shorts and substitution with sensible lower-body wear. Never being seen in said shorts in public again, on pain of having limbs removed piece by piece with blunt spoons.
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)

The sandals and handbag combo deserves a fine as well, I think.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)

For the combo
You get the bit that's bulging out the front of those shorts removed by a slightly irritated pelican

EDIT: Oh god, socks and sandals as well. He's going to the slammer
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:51, archived)

There's just no need, is there?
Senseless eye violence.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)

Oi oi Cap'n

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)

Oi Oi Prof- how goes it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)

Not bad mate.
You?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)

Could be better, lettings agents are discriminatory gits.
Ah, twas not meant to be.

Apart from that I'm all good- you?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)

'ning mate
THere seems to be something massive stacked down one of the legs though:P
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)

That's his leg, you silly pervert.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)

Not on his left hand side
There's a very suspicious shadow there!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)

you must not anger horses
by wearing orange short shorts.
( fross Read your email on, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:46, archived)

His whole outfit's pretty rage inspiring.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)

we love short shorts

( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)

That's just you.
And Axl. Tit that he is.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)

hahahahahah
biggest plank in the music world I would say.
Has he actually released the Chinese Democracy album yet?
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:54, archived)

he is a prime dolt
though I think he's got a great voice

him and Lee Mavers
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)

Not a clue, I stopped paying attention to him years ago.
Have you Played GTA San Andreas? He's the DJ on the classic rock station.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)

Nope
If they'd have managed to hang onto Buckethead as lead guitarist it might have been interesting. As it stands, it'll be sheer unadulteratged bilge, no doubt.
( Hamster Trippin', Mon 16 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)

alt text on a redex?

( mictoboy, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:46, archived)

redexing a bit

( Milkman Dan, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)

Wait a minute...
Is that text the original text? Or was it placed on top using some new form of computer wizardry?
( ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:49, archived)

that was the original text
the picture was cunningly placed underneath it
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:50, archived)

It's a kind of fusion of wizardry AND cunning.
Cunning wizardry, if you like.
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)

I love that bag
Tell me, where did he get it?
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:53, archived)

He robbed it from Mark One and then lined it with foil to fool the security barriers.
He now uses it to nick Wii games & flog 'em for smack.
The book could help you, too.
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)

Sounds useful
*orders a copy off Amazon*

Y'alright young Jamie?
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)

All the better for, er, reading you, Miss.
Turned 34 on Saturday, though. You can't ever go back, I'm finding.
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)

Oooh happy birthday for Saturday

( the holly and the ivv, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 13:08, archived)

Ta.
*offers bit of slightly stale cake*
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)

Thora Hird's Bag Emporium
33 Pancake St
Burnley
Nr Belgium

mail order available for hermit crabs
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)

*buys IVV one*

*sends anonamously*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)

Dear lord!
Some person had to design that book and when they did they said 'that's the lad, the one in the shorts, he's just what we need to represent this project!'
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)

What was it
if it wasn't a hangover?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)

I hadz the naughty salts
:O
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 13:01, archived)