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# one day, one day...
ill illustrate my dream, and you lot will be totally weirded out, i just need to find some atistic tallent....
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Just nick these:
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I dreamt about Fiona Bruce last night
but I wasn't shagging her - I was showcasing her house as the presenter of some kind of property show.

What a waste!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# i dreamt i was dancing the robot in my college's basement
and my college doesn't have a basement..... nor suitable music for robot dancing.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Artistic Tallent
£5.99 at Woolworths
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Ah but this is not talent
This M&S talent. Milked from only the finest of shrews!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)
# And any JML stockest
NOW!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)
# woo
*nips to Robert Dyas*
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
# *counts change*
can you lend me £5.98
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)
# you don't need artistic talant
this is b3ta, what you need is a good idea.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)
# and MS Paint and a not-too-nervous disposition
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# and toats!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
# i dreamt that i had reduced a waiter to tears
and that i complained to his boss, and when said boss and i returned to the table the waiter was sat on the floor still crying and trying to replace some old carpet.

then i had to try and demolish a giant turd with a turbo jet of my own piss beofre i left the restaurant.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# That's coz yer a bit radio rental mate!:P
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)
# possibly
:D
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)
# and porridge
(, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)