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[challenge entry] may be a bit big - but at least it's not Ian Wright!

From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 287 entries (closed)

(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:01, archived)
# oblong?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Cthulhu fhtagn!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:09, archived)
# do
you need a hankie?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:09, archived)
# no hankie is going to help us now!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:11, archived)
# In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
And now the Howard Phillips Lovecraft goes back on the shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Yog sothoth
neblod Zin!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Iä-R'lyeh! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Iä! Iä!
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:27, archived)
# lemsip?
perhaps - good for cthonic chongestion
(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Funny you should say that
Shouldn't have another one until 1am though, what with the once every four hours thing.
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)
# You're right
look what it disd to the kid on the left!
Asprin much safer
(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Ibuprofen asherly
Have the misfortune to get a filthy cold and excessive pain from my bastard wisdom teeth deciding to move through the inside of my face at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Pffft!
And Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:12, archived)
# eldritch, my arse
he has the head of a jammie dodger, that's all
child's fine otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:30, archived)
# I'm not comeing round to
yours for biscuits!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:35, archived)