may be a bit big - but at least it's not Ian Wright!


From the Self Help Books For Kids challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:01, archived)

oblong?

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:03, archived)

Cthulhu fhtagn!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:04, archived)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:09, archived)

do
you need a hankie?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:09, archived)

no hankie is going to help us now!

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:11, archived)

In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
And now the Howard Phillips Lovecraft goes back on the shelf.
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:12, archived)

Yog sothoth
neblod Zin!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:20, archived)

Iä-R'lyeh! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Iä! Iä!

( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:27, archived)

lemsip?
perhaps - good for cthonic chongestion
(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:34, archived)

Funny you should say that
Shouldn't have another one until 1am though, what with the once every four hours thing.
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)

You're right
look what it disd to the kid on the left!
Asprin much safer
(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)

Ibuprofen asherly
Have the misfortune to get a filthy cold and excessive pain from my bastard wisdom teeth deciding to move through the inside of my face at the same time.
( TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 23:07, archived)

Pffft!
And Yay!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:12, archived)

eldritch, my arse
he has the head of a jammie dodger, that's all
child's fine otherwise
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:30, archived)

I'm not comeing round to
yours for biscuits!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:35, archived)