I 'ate you Butler!


From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 394 entries (closed)

(Martin P - brand new username, same old shite, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)

hahaha
shouldn't be funny but is so damn is!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:22, archived)

It's very nice
But B3ta is allergic to snake on a plane posts.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:23, archived)

That explains my rash
*applies savlon*
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)

savlon's no good on rashes
you want calamine lotion for that.

although savlon is very good as an aftershave balm, it's all i ever use and i have the skin of a chap half my age.
i can't wait till i've collected the rest of him.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:27, archived)

Pants
I meant sudocrem, which works wonders and smells nice too
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)

and we have a free, unlimited supply working hospitals!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)

Hannibal Lecter,
wearing a face that he keeps in a jar by the door...
(Martin P - brand new username, same old shite, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)

Calamine lotion
smells of childhood:D
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)

you put it on chicken pox i believe

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:30, archived)

Ah that's where I went wrong
I always just used to put it on chickens.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:35, archived)

sweaty bollocks and uncles aftershave
smells of childhood:D
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)

sweaty aftershave and uncle's bollocks you mean

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)

i was only young
how was i supposed to tell the difference.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:38, archived)

Well one's a liquid that you put on your face
What was the other one? Oh year, aftershave.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:54, archived)

It's a pearoast
Is b3ta allergic to roasted ones as well?
(Martin P - brand new username, same old shite, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)

It's very nice
But B3ta Riverghost is allergic to snake on a plane posts.
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)

Here, have this Oscar.
(although I reckon Holiday On The Buses is probably still the funnier film)
*clix*
( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:25, archived)

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)

haha

( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:29, archived)

I´ll raise:

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:33, archived)

Hahaha
:D
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)