Phwoar


From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 394 entries (closed)

(Vectrex, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

we all love the fatties, especially us internet fatties

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

Then may I recommend a magazine called 'Voluptuous'.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

Velociraptor!?
/hides behind sofa
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

Velux Roof Windows?!
*wraps self in a tea towel*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

Ventricle leading left to aorta
*wraps self up in ribcage*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

valium leading to arsnic
*dies*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

dimensionally challenged monthly.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

one of my "mates" got that once
they should call it "Voluptuous and Hairy"

can I be on your shippyboat please?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

Kinell, why am I so popular today?!
As what?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

if it's any help
i hate you
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

hahaha

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

hahahaha

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

*fondly fondles*
'ning
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

has b3ta become such an obvious fiddlefest
I remember back in the day the only fiddlefest activities were in the gay shift, and it was funny, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE B3TA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!

/drops to knees
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

sorry
*unzips*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

*unzips*
while you're down there....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

I did and said that when the manwife proposed
Obviously before I realised what he was doing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

*piiiiiiiiiiissseeeeess*

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

thats it baby,
shower me!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

Yes
I will deal with you later.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

'ning!
I daren't reciprocate. GMOS gets jealous :)

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

fair enough


Let's do it here where he can't see :D
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)

Yeah, that'll be why you give me presents.
_:-(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

it's all a front
so that i can poison you

or something
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

You had your chances.
I was asleep not a metre away from you for ages.

Anyway, be nice.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

i am filled with glee
and don't mean a word

but once i started it was tricky to stop
( mictoboy, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)

Ahhh
See, I knew you were my number one fan after all.

That's the thing with starting things. Whatever you do, don't have heroin.

How's you then?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

sorry. I think you're just generally brill ;)
how about Chief Philanthropist?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Nah
summat boaty.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

Head of Seamen in the Poop Deck!
Hahaha!
*scurries away*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

hahaha
yes
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

that's kind of boaty...
ok, how about Plank Maintenance?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

make that
"c_kick maitenance"
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

aye

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

oh hadn't spotted that

Edit: Can I be Macheteist please?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)

I prefer 'Ectomorph Review'

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

More of an 'Anorexic Sikh Quarterly' gal meself.

( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Is that for
Plus sized velosaraptors?
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

if they keep going straight then they might just luck out and fly through the middle

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

*salutes*
oi oi
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

'allo!
I ate too many cookies at lunch and feel a bit ill now
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

Is that
Vanessa Feltz on the cover?
( Aenesis, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

!!!
*shudders*
( harribobs invented christmas on, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

*bokes*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

yes
the rest of her is on next week's
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

bum
tish!
( harribobs invented christmas on, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)