Dear Prime Minister of Japan,
In 2005 and 2006 your country was attacked by giant jellyfish. They like global warming.
Don’t let them clutter up your fishing nets this year!
I suggest you combine the ancient Japanese skill of pearl diving with the
ancient Japanese ninja arts to combat this menace.
You may recommend me for a Nobel Prize.
Saynara,
Carbon-based Life Form.
P.S. Don’t kill all the whales.
Here's the big version. (Much nicer)
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Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:37,
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Don’t let them clutter up your fishing nets this year!
I suggest you combine the ancient Japanese skill of pearl diving with the
ancient Japanese ninja arts to combat this menace.
You may recommend me for a Nobel Prize.
Saynara,
Carbon-based Life Form.
P.S. Don’t kill all the whales.
Here's the big version. (Much nicer)
Mr Han "Your technique is unorthodox!"
Williams "...but effective!"
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Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:09,
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Mweh...
it's better than nothing I guess. I shall dispense you detailed information about my bank account over the internet. So you can pay my the 5 rupees. I'll turn off my firewall and email them.
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Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:20,
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Save the whales,
Save the whales, Save those big fat funky fish!
Save the whales, Save the whales, save the whales and shoot the seals
Shoot the seals but save the whales!
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Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:22,
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Save the whales, Save the whales, save the whales and shoot the seals
Shoot the seals but save the whales!
And then there's the rainforest...
Remember Star Trek: The Voyage Home? Aliens came looking for whales, but they were extinct. And so Scotty ended up talking to a computer mouse, because he travelled into the past. And that's why we should save the whales!
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Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:26,
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you got me - i dont know any 'kill the rainforest songs'
+ i hate fucking star trek, but thats a personal opinion!
And like arseholes, everyone has an opinion!
will enter into colostomy argument if given right motivation!
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Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:30,
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And like arseholes, everyone has an opinion!
will enter into colostomy argument if given right motivation!
they will fight back the jellied fish with armies of trained bukkake ninjas
then, when they think they have defeated them a huge mecha jellyfish will appear
the only solution will be the construction of a gigantic megaschlong, and lo, they will do battle, until success is evident
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Thu 19 Apr 2007, 21:21,
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the only solution will be the construction of a gigantic megaschlong, and lo, they will do battle, until success is evident