Dear Prime Minister of Japan,
In 2005 and 2006 your country was attacked by giant jellyfish. They like global warming.
Don’t let them clutter up your fishing nets this year!
I suggest you combine the ancient Japanese skill of pearl diving with the
ancient Japanese ninja arts to combat this menace.
You may recommend me for a Nobel Prize.

Sayōnara,
Carbon-based Life Form.

P.S. Don’t kill all the whales.



Here's the big version. (Much nicer)
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:37, archived)

I approve of this post.

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:38, archived)

as do I

( mediocre www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:46, archived)

10 minutes and still no tentacle-rape jokes?
Slow day?

:P
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:51, archived)

NSFW
media.buzzhumor.com/1/asian-squid-porn6c1b5f.jpg
( Guy Incognito "could be worse, you could be a fucking Londoner", Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:58, archived)

o_O
'wanks anyway'
( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:59, archived)

Haha
Nice. I bet they could take on a giant jellyfish.
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:02, archived)

watches
good technique
( Jelly Cow the stigmata appeared on, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:02, archived)

Mr Han "Your technique is unorthodox!"
Williams "...but effective!"
( The Alchemist love is fleeting, power is eternal!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:09, archived)

*bokes*

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:05, archived)

fishy fishy oh!

( mediocre www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:12, archived)

I don't know
if I'm hungry or horny
( nick the greek just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:14, archived)

is both possible?

( wjh31, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:20, archived)

I'd say

( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:22, archived)

more posts should be this good
woo
( Milkman Dan, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:38, archived)

This tickles my fancy :D

( i_yam_bucket *ahem*, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:41, archived)

Top draw!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:57, archived)

you may be awarded 5 rupees from me

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:17, archived)

Mweh...
it's better than nothing I guess. I shall dispense you detailed information about my bank account over the internet. So you can pay my the 5 rupees. I'll turn off my firewall and email them.
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:20, archived)

Save the whales,
Save the whales, Save those big fat funky fish!
Save the whales, Save the whales, save the whales and shoot the seals
Shoot the seals but save the whales!
( Zank Frappa i come here to be amused; not for this other..., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:22, archived)

And then there's the rainforest...
Remember Star Trek: The Voyage Home? Aliens came looking for whales, but they were extinct. And so Scotty ended up talking to a computer mouse, because he travelled into the past. And that's why we should save the whales!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)

you got me - i dont know any 'kill the rainforest songs'
+ i hate fucking star trek, but thats a personal opinion!
And like arseholes, everyone has an opinion!
will enter into colostomy argument if given right motivation!
( Zank Frappa i come here to be amused; not for this other..., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:30, archived)

You sir,
are a silly person.
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:33, archived)

sir, no!
silly; in spades!
( Zank Frappa i come here to be amused; not for this other..., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:41, archived)

they will fight back the jellied fish with armies of trained bukkake ninjas
then, when they think they have defeated them a huge mecha jellyfish will appear

the only solution will be the construction of a gigantic megaschlong, and lo, they will do battle, until success is evident
( Discomeats DEFEND AMBIENT FOOD ITEMS!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 21:21, archived)