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( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Wed 9 May 2007, 21:14, archived)

damned thread deleters!
woo the compo!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:17, archived)

*cries*
as a result of Wearethelemon's post this morning, i got curious and had a look on encyclopedia dramatica at the power 5 and got linked to the pain series.

I feel sick and my eyes hurt.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:19, archived)

eh?
whassat?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

I don't think you really want to see but i'll get the linky if you really arent squeeeeemish
NSFA NSFA www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Pain_series NSFA NSFA
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:21, archived)

ummm.....
i think i'll give it a miss actually!!
you ok then punk?
EDIT: i did click!
*bokes*
*gasps*
*vomits*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:24, archived)

yeh im ok
apart from the acidic taste in my mouth.

alright yourself?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:25, archived)

yeah!
i was just checking the old gaz now i have to tear myself away and do the dishes!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:27, archived)

rearrange these words to form a popular phrase.
whipped are pussy you lol
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

i'm a gentleman!
this big red ball in my mouth really hurts.
i'm glad i can commicate by typing.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:33, archived)

*clicks*
i see no horses :(
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:24, archived)

probably just as well actually
I hate to think what sort of horse related pics would be included in that collage
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:27, archived)

we love horses
stretchyest anuses of all the animals...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

i'm hungry now
mmm where can i get a kebab?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

hahaha

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:33, archived)

In some of those pictures
I'm not sure what I see.
And I am glad of it.
I wish I wasn't such a click whore.
*bokes*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

'ning pot!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:30, archived)

'ning!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:35, archived)

strange thing is, i've already seen 98% of those
the internet is boring and repetative, so i came to the source of all things great - b3ta! it all starts here ladies and gentlemen (and others)!
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:36, archived)

blurgh
scary thing, I know the names of at least half of them (or more but I had to stop)
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:25, archived)

haha
well I jus saw most of them for the first time although i'd heard about the crusty pizza one.

I'm still a little bit in shock and i keep burping.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:30, archived)

some of those really aren't that horrible
although most are fucking grim
( mictoboy, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:27, archived)

the poo in the mouth one did for me

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

I agree
but the ones that are bad, are really bad.

I would rather have not seen most of them.

I'm not sure whether to cry for or to applaud the double dildo goatse...
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

i cannot stand the gore ones
all the rest, those fuckers are doing them to themselves, but cut up face or necrotic dick really makes me wanna puke.
( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:31, archived)

my problem is with stuff with corpses
consent is a huge thing with me
( mictoboy, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

yes
I don't like to see dead people.

I'd rather feel sick and be sick, rather than feel guilty and sad about it.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:35, archived)

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
but interesting

*saves for /talk*
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

thanks a lot
now i need to honk all over my nice white tiles
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:29, archived)

racist!

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:30, archived)

white
as in clean, not piss-stain yellow or toilet-duck green
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:32, archived)

racist!
lol - hello *waves*
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:37, archived)

hello.....
getting worried now.....lol
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

those poor
green people,

you wont be treated very nicely on mars, you wascist
( The_Fiend, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:48, archived)

i didn't know
toilet ducks came from mars
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:49, archived)

WOW THAT WAS INTENSE
REPO MANS ALWAYS INTENSE!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 9 May 2007, 22:11, archived)

I quite fancy Colleen

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:17, archived)

:)

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:18, archived)

I have a feeling you've really got their ages wrong

(Sticky Label, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:21, archived)

That is entirely possible
but then I did make it all up using my artistic licence I picked up from Tesco.
( Lazlo Woodbine Fancy being an internet DJ? Gaz me for details., Wed 9 May 2007, 21:25, archived)

I mean.... Kevin... probably about that age
but Colleen and Aarron? Easily in their twenties
(Sticky Label, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:26, archived)