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(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

Score: -1
Must try harder
( Rincewind, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

Hahaha

( Afinkawan, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

oof
jokes are better than technique

uncle chav's pitbull = :)
holidays in portugal = :(
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

done

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

upgrade this to a M&S ticket

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

hmmm
I only have MSPaint
and no skills
plus I should be working so.....

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

haha
this ticket has self-cancelled
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

So I guess...
...that lets us work out the gap between child death/disappearance and when it's acceptable to make a funny image! Let's work it out:

Pitbull - 5.5 months ago
Portugal - still going on now

Perhaps we should add that to the faq, make it 6 months to be sure?

PS - I thought it was funny myself, not being a killjoy about sick humour...
(Sartori wishes everyone was nicer, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

But ...
talking about that Mdeline thing-Being they are Scots I bet they are glad they didn't fork out for that new bike for her 4th birthday!!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

cunt

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

Aie!
I am offended by your racialism! Feel free to mock the plight of missing kiddies, but I will behead those who insult Islam Scotland! ;)

/is Scottish
(Sartori wishes everyone was nicer, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

christ
that's got all kinds of wrong in there... and i'm going to hell for chuckling at it :(
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

see
here :-)
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

I am exercising my opinion
to call you an absolute twat for that joke.

I find it to be morally inexcuseable

I shall be resisting my guilty urges to say it to someone else
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

If people are going to have
selective outrage about b3ta content then you might as well close the place. I find many things here distasteful and some of the people quite shocking in their lack of compassion. However I would never complain, it's b3ta and at the end of the day I know where the exit is if I don't like it. You can't have 'some' pisstke. It's all or nothing.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

tragedy + time = comedy

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

but
www.b3ta.com/board/7186490
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

Oh yeah, if you are gonna do this kind of thing
you certainly better be sure you are absolutely a fucking comedy genius armed with the material to make me piss my kecks. Otherwise it just looks a bit sad and cheap. " look at me, I'm radical, I'll do anything for attention a laugh"
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

I can't tell if you're agreeing with me
or somehow burning me down with withering sarcasm.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

I have the lexicographical skills
of a literary ninja. I'm probably doing both ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

*steals*
*uses on 'swedish twins' references*
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

*bumps*
www.b3ta.com/board/7186460
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

I think jokes about her being dead
are a bit wrong as nobody knows yet. And most of them haven't actually been jokes.

The holiays in portugal comment was funny and, even if she is (hopefully) found alive, it will still work as a silly comment.
( Afinkawan, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

arf!

(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

Interesting idea.

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

Clicks for the idea
Scorns for the presentation.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:45, archived)