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1st post excuse my crapness but I bring you...



From the New Theme Parks challenge. See all 182 entries (closed)

(icanbelieveitsnotbutter, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

The welcoming committee of b3ta ...welcomes you
rudimentary understanding of html is kinda needed

*edit* now i am red-xing

*edit* yays. tis good.. now correct the file size ans you may collect a woo :)
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

It is a sad world
that doesn't teach kids simple markup languages at school any more. :(
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

*sigh
html and php should be compulsory for under 5's
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

naaaah,
Wait until they're 7 for the PHP.
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Tue 22 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

teach them brainfuck
and only that

that'll show 'em

bastards!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

+>>>>...
?

I hate BF. As I hate all programming languages and you.

/Shakespeare blog
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Tue 22 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

yay!
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

I have trouble with
Perl and sh fer gossake. How on earth can I get my head around BF?
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Tue 22 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

I'd recommend some advanced chemical technology
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

Been there,
Done that.

(You are referring to drugs, aren't you? Just checking...)
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Tue 22 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

should be 'thee'
/english student blog
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

1000000000th quarto edition
innit?

edit/ You may know more Shakey but I beat your nerd score. :p
(Woodgie FREE 256MB RAM for MacBook/Pro. Check my profile., Tue 22 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

yes
10 REM read the FAQ
20 GOTO 10
30 RUN*
40 NEW**


*just in case
** teh s3cr3t h1dd3n c0dez0rs
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

this program does nothing for me!
*bursts into flames*

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

icanbelieveitsaredex
Edit: pffft! Welcome to B3ta...
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 22 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

ooh, nearly
try using the pointy brackets instead...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

edit: oh, well done. welcome.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

People will possibly be rude
because you cocked up the coding to show the pic, I'd go check the FAQ for how to do it right if I was you.

Don't delete the thread though, just edit it when you know how to correct the mistake : )

Had a look at the pic and it's not bad at all, welcome, shop a kitten etc etc

edit: that's better!
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

^Everything he just said
Including the fact the pic is quite good :-)

EDIT: Ah, but now it's on the board, could you make it smaller please?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

'ning Mrs T
How's you today? : )

edit:what Mrs T said about the filesize, and fast or they'll maul you!
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

I'm good, how's you?
Oh fabulously named one!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

Spiffing, oh garden fencing type stuff named one
munching some cereal and supping a cup of tea, whilst looking at b3ta and playing FFXII : )
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

you bring....
hamtouching?
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Tue 22 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

oh, and less biggar, thanks.
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Tue 22 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

<img.....>
not [img.....]
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

Haha!

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

*blushes* whoops......

( Rubymurray is a DIY Goddess, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

*fwaps into oblivion*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

lollercoaster
edit: noooooo, optimise it before putting it on the board, otherwise link it like you had done
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

welcome to b3ta
ignore everyone else, you did well

it's a good image and you made it a link cos it's too big for the board

*standing ovation*

edit: ah, cocks, you've loaded it :(

welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave :)
( mictoboy, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

hahaha

( mugatu what the deuce?, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

has anyone ever left?

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

John Peel

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

no
they have their heels sliced open, "Hostel"* style.

*Rather fucking gruesome film.
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Tue 22 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

They've tried........
.....they've tried

( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

brown cow

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:45, archived)