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# Scarlet does the Happy Friday Dance

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Aw she looks so happy shaking her Tail
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Scarlet whacked out on flying saucers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# A well endowed, sexy lady in a short skirt, teasing all the equally well-endowed sexy lesbians in her commune.


I know I keep asking for this but it sounds good =)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# the internet is already a source of these pictures
using real ladies rather than cartoon animals; although these are also available
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# This^
But with more bunny girls
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Continuing previous conversation
Do a decent dragon design and the names all ours!
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Get freebs to do it.
My graphics tablet is at home.
Might give it a go though, Failing which you might be seeing the portsmouth dragons next year
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# say what?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# We need to design a flashy new playing kit
Wondered if you have some free time to lend us a hand
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# for your Lacrosse team?
hot pants and bikini tops?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# If I walked onto the pitch in a bikini and hotpants
mass vomiting would ensure.

i'm built for comfort, not speed...
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Logo?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# put those stolen pens to good use!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# My effort was my first attempt at vectors,
I'm impressed with my efforts, but falls short of the 'decent' mark...
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# s'alright
Was a good vector. I just think we could tweak the design a bit
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
#
so far ideas are thin on the ground, I was hoping that it might spark so others off.

I was more impressed with having the pheonix rising out of the flames...
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Portsmouth Dragons
Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# You're only bitter 'cos you didn't think of it first
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I was too busy thinking up
non-geeky names.
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I don't like the cut of your jib!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# me, getting a job in pathology and blowing clinical engineering up!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# woo! Pathology!
High - 5 for death related works!

*proffers hand for high-5age*
*hopes not to be left hanging*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *high fives*
i'd never leave a fellow b3tan hanging!*


*may not be true.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I'd leave a fellow b3tan hanging
from a railway bridge if they displeased me
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# heh heh
*backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *backs "long john silver" in the 3.15 at aintree*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# ..more pillow-fighting bunnies

or a taxidermist
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# a pillow fighting taxidermist?
who is a bunny?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# ow ow ow. i know one
girls with a bazooka
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 25 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Naked Bea Arthur pissing on Leonard Cohen from a hangglider
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ^ ooh this
Leonard Cohen ftw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# STAY OUT OF MY DREAMS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# 'ningles
How'd you smash your motor?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Fwapping whilst driving
Is a bad idea
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Tried to drive it through a ford KA
Apparently the theory that if you travel fast enough, you can pass through solid matter is a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# It works with blancmange
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Lies!
If I couldn't drive through sommit as big as a car, there is no way I'd be able to fit a car through a pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# ^SCIENTIFIC TRUTH
can't argue with that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# perhaps you just weren't going fast enough?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Impossible!
Nothing travels faster than 70mph. Time and space would implode
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Ramen Brother
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 25 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# 70mph!
that's impossible!

everyone knows that police chases happen at 50 MILES PER HOUR! and nothing is faster than a police chase
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *imagines*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha
and what the good Laird said
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# 'I want you all to invade Poland'
?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# ^This please.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Wild Marzipan, roaming free on the African Savannah
while small game hunters try and capture them

'ning peeps
91
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# wow, that's some countdown!
also, I missed Riverghost's milestone :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# gah!
me too!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I need to give people plenty
of warning to get as far away from the internet as possible
89
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# A smattering of your characters
in a car confused by the sat-nav.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Turn left.
Turn left.
Turn left.
Turn left.
Turn left.
Turn left.
Turn left.
You have had an accident.
Turn left.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Alan Titchmarsh and Gordon Brown idly masturbating
over the eviscerated bodies of Phillip Scofield and Fern Britton. Angus Deayton is wiping his blood-stained cock on the sofa behind them.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Titchmarsh was a favourite of that twat fourdam

www.b3ta.com/board/5834684
www.b3ta.com/board/5856812
www.b3ta.com/board/6135333
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *wipes tear from eye*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# japs?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# both
any mention of 4dam has me crying and spluffing at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# has he gone?
4dam that is?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# he got sacked for touching his boss's penis
and now temps at a dog grooming parlour sucking chihuahua's arses clean.
At leat I think that's what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# i'm so happy he's found his niche in life
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# he really did used to
wank pigs for a living you know
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# that's a lot of violent sexiness for 3 quick links
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I'm getting all chafed.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Yay! Friday!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# something different
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# ^
This
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# How about a lovely scene invloving
a naked Bernard Manning in the park, smearing marmite on his horrible little pudgy cock while a bunch of stinking bagladies gather round waiting to lick it off. Some other bagladies, the ones who can't abide marmite, are hassling Simon Cowell, who just happened to be passing, by dropping their shitty knickers and spreading their flaps at him, one of them is pissing in a never ending stream, another is shouting "How's this for a performance Cowell, am I fired" and yet another is bumming a stray dog with a branch.

Simon Cowell is nervous because he has a pocket full of kryptonite.

And terrible anal warts.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# fucking hell mate
give me 5 mins
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# What's wrong with marmite?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# spread of the gods.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *smooshes*
Mr Trellis hates it :-(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# try putting it on his cock
you can then dress up as a baglady
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I'll play Simon Cowell
*hitches up trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# it's on Bernard Manning's cock
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# according to the adverts
if you like the stuff you'd take it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# personally
I think it tastes like felching
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# they use it to fuel tractors in russia
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# In Russia
Tractors fuel YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
#
necky suns
(teh shongage Wonders how the real world renders so fast, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# The Riddle
of the Sphynx.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# I recognise that dance!
she stole it from TUTT's boogie dance!

'ning JJ, can we have the SA crew in full victorian steampunk garb please?

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# the cast of SA in an edward hopper painting
preferably the nighthawks.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# MIDGETS!
MIDGETS! MIDGETS! MIDGETS! MIDGETS! MIDGETS!

that she has to fight off

randy midgets
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# scarlet?
wearing pants?
with her reputation?

she does look very happy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# The sight of an acorn encrusted starfish
is enough to put most off their friday sarnies
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Chocobos??
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# a non anthro
with small tits
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# scarlett going mental with a chaingun
and i mean mental...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Ian Hislop, bawling like an infant,
relentlessly jamming lobster after lobster into his raw, gaping anus.

Alec Guinness is squatting over Hislop's hairless bonce and sputtering lumpy bumsick all over the place.

Leon Trotsky silently observes from his Zeppelin.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# A fine finish there
are the lobsters live?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# you've given her panties now.
what happened to her shorts?

and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# She took them off.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# what a shame.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# where did she get the panties from?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Matalan
but does it really matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# yes
i need to know the gusset strength.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Kat probably gave them to her.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# i hope
they were dirty
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Jack the pirate..argh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# i just finished going through the entire of your comic
so you win a big woo
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Crikey.
How long did that take?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# two days, in breaks between revision, and along side other comics im reading through, like FITH
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Scene:
INT. Rented House In Italy.
[8 X Swedish Bunnies Have Pillow Fight]
END.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Said rented house wouldn't survive.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Make It So JJ!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# 01:00
Silhouetted by the shivering fire behind him, Patrick Moore crumples to the ground.
The hurricane is swirling the world into a terrifying frenzy. He struggles to steal a glance at his watch, but his vision is failing - the numbers and hands twist and distort into an incomprehensible maelstrom.
A grating cough spatters blood and semen across the snow. Tears stream from his eyes. His face is red and his lungs are heaving.
With one hand, he gently cradles the shitty pendulum of meat which dangles from his prolapsed anus.
He is in tatters. Every bone is bruised, every orifice is violated. And yet he cannot bring himself to rest. He cannot abandon his responsibility.
Somewhere out there, somewhere through the storm, the obese, wheelchair-bound, leperous six-year-old girl remains Tony Robinson's helpless love-slave.
Patrick Moore had promised to save her. And Patrick Moore is a man of his word.
He furrows his brow and strains his arms. He grunts in determination, spitting blood and cracking his knuckles as he heaves himself upright.
Patrick Moore retrieves his trusty Magnum from the pocket of his torn jeans. With an unsettling grimace, he thumbs back the hammer.

My name is Patrick Moore and this is the longest day of my life.


Beep.....boop.....beep.....boop.....beep.....boop.....
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:45, archived)