Gingus pearoast.
From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)
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From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)
( , Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
"Ginger people have been in the news this week, hounded and humiliated for their crimson locks and freckled skin. But what if the tables were turned, and they were worshipped as Gods? Show us life in Ginger World..."
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:12,
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of course it does!
They would be BOTH ostrich-sized AND worshipped! :)
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16,
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Are you trying to point out that he's got it the wrong way round?
or am I completely wrong?*
*it has been known to happen.
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:18,
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*it has been known to happen.
It could be perceived as a non-pro-ginger real-world alert to the alternative pro-ginger virtual world postings. Perhaps.
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:20,
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We shall see.
*gets out the Hello Kitty trumpet, plays a tune*
She'll be here momentarily.
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16,
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She'll be here momentarily.
ha!
it's like in the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe.
Each b3ta person should have a magic instrument/weapon/ shield (I am also thinking of the D&D cartoon).
I will have a magic test tube.
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:18,
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Each b3ta person should have a magic instrument/weapon/ shield (I am also thinking of the D&D cartoon).
I will have a magic test tube.
I'll have Shield of Flaming minature Ant & Decs
Edit: No wait, someone give me an item instead.
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:23,
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Edit: No wait, someone give me an item instead.
my eyes! the goggles do nothing!
it's 5:30 on a friday afternoon, EVERYONE in the office must be looking at youtube or something, my internets are slower than a big brother contestant.
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:29,
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I shall have a goatse portal through which I can pass to any dimension and time!
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:26,
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Yes, but just picture Caruso and Hucknall entwined in rusty lust...
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:15,
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And Ginger Sarah
the girl I'm seeing from our arch-rival consultancy.
It's a bit like the Montagues and Capulets, only I'll probably get sacked...
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:14,
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It's a bit like the Montagues and Capulets, only I'll probably get sacked...
I'm a corporate whore
so yes they do... And my soul for good measure.
I lost my soul in South Africa after working at a refinery where thirteen people were killed in a gas pipeline explosion. It took all of about three days to fix the pipeline and get production up again. It didn't matter about the workers (apparently) as they were black.
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:21,
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I lost my soul in South Africa after working at a refinery where thirteen people were killed in a gas pipeline explosion. It took all of about three days to fix the pipeline and get production up again. It didn't matter about the workers (apparently) as they were black.
I have heard stories of this nature
of this _exact_ nature
"that needs welding"
"I'm not going up there, it's still full of gas, dropping a pin could set it off"
"get one of them then" "You weld that up there and I'll give you a bonus" *bang* "looks like we'll have to get another one"
I think this is the standard MO for the oil/mineral business
it's fucking sick, but hey, think of those lovely 4x4's that do 3 mpg that is a damn right to own!
meh :(
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:25,
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"that needs welding"
"I'm not going up there, it's still full of gas, dropping a pin could set it off"
"get one of them then" "You weld that up there and I'll give you a bonus" *bang* "looks like we'll have to get another one"
I think this is the standard MO for the oil/mineral business
it's fucking sick, but hey, think of those lovely 4x4's that do 3 mpg that is a damn right to own!
meh :(
Indeed
but sweet liquor eases the pain. That's why I get paid the big bucks... oh wait, no I don't.
*sobs*
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:30,
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*sobs*
ah well
if it wasn't for the managed hegemony we'd all be driving around in cars that required no maintenance for 80,000 miles and ran on ambient power
plus the world would be largely at peace and we'd be developing as a species learning new things from each other every day!
man, that's so gay!
loads up the DU's
SOMEONE'S GOTTA PAY FOR MY 4X4!!!
hooooooooyaaaah!
/it's all fucked blog
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:33,
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plus the world would be largely at peace and we'd be developing as a species learning new things from each other every day!
man, that's so gay!
loads up the DU's
SOMEONE'S GOTTA PAY FOR MY 4X4!!!
hooooooooyaaaah!
/it's all fucked blog
Hmmm, but how to do it
in the most comical way that will simultaneously make it to the BBC News AND rotten.com?
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:23,
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The fiesty Redheaded daughter from Cybill - Alicia Witt
Oh, and Laura Prepon from That 70's Show
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17,
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yes to 3 out of 4
Hannigan - obviously.
Moore - a touch of class.
Prepon - an excellent height.
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:22,
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Moore - a touch of class.
Prepon - an excellent height.
Julianne Moore'd get it.
I've seen her lallies but I can't remember what in.
Oh, I can. Big Lebowski.
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:21,
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Oh, I can. Big Lebowski.
yes
and the daughter from six feet under
and clare danes when she had ginger hair in something
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:25,
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and clare danes when she had ginger hair in something
nicole kidman munts
i do not understand why is she thought to be attractive
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:23,
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She has a nice bottom but other than that I agree.
Besides she's too tall for me as well.
Short women ftw, etc.
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:27,
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Short women ftw, etc.
Not all of them...
But there's enough evidence for beautiful people of all hair colours..
Hmm.... I can feel a hair colour venn diagram coming on...
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Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:28,
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Hmm.... I can feel a hair colour venn diagram coming on...