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# Ginger people are sexy.
Nicold Kidman. David Caruso.

grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Mr Caruso is looking a bit rough these days, though
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I'd still let him aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# So does he make the Venn Diagram
?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# We shall see.
*gets out the Hello Kitty trumpet, plays a tune*

She'll be here momentarily.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
That made me do a glol!
(Pachey, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# What else could get you running towards me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# ha!
it's like in the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe.

Each b3ta person should have a magic instrument/weapon/ shield (I am also thinking of the D&D cartoon).

I will have a magic test tube.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# I will have a magic flyswatter
for no specific reason
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# what about swatting magic flies?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# silly discomeats
magic flyswatter is not for swatting flies!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# is magic flyswatter for sexy results?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# I will have!
a magic portion of meat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# MAGIC CUTLASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# I'll have Shield of Flaming minature Ant & Decs

Edit: No wait, someone give me an item instead.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# To make Dixon come
just fiddle with his organ.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# *plays you a tune*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Let me guess
Off the white album?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Purple Rain
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# *puts glasses on*
bring it here *doctors hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# my eyes! the goggles do nothing!
it's 5:30 on a friday afternoon, EVERYONE in the office must be looking at youtube or something, my internets are slower than a big brother contestant.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# I shall have a goatse portal through which I can pass to any dimension and time!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# As what? Forensic Projects Management Executive?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Forensic cock executive
God, I'm in one of those moods, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# *ahem* Well, alright then....
*tries to look elsewhere*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# ^ this
Older than the hills.
(Pachey, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
#
Yes, but just picture Caruso and Hucknall entwined in rusty lust...
(daddypigsaw Geddinthebackothevan!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Rusty as in the hair
or the other unimaginable horror?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Double rust
Bonce and starfish
(daddypigsaw Geddinthebackothevan!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
#
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# And Ginger Sarah
the girl I'm seeing from our arch-rival consultancy.

It's a bit like the Montagues and Capulets, only I'll probably get sacked...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# it's nice to know
that your employer owns your life
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# I'm a corporate whore
so yes they do... And my soul for good measure.

I lost my soul in South Africa after working at a refinery where thirteen people were killed in a gas pipeline explosion. It took all of about three days to fix the pipeline and get production up again. It didn't matter about the workers (apparently) as they were black.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# I have heard stories of this nature
of this _exact_ nature

"that needs welding"
"I'm not going up there, it's still full of gas, dropping a pin could set it off"
"get one of them then" "You weld that up there and I'll give you a bonus" *bang* "looks like we'll have to get another one"

I think this is the standard MO for the oil/mineral business

it's fucking sick, but hey, think of those lovely 4x4's that do 3 mpg that is a damn right to own!

meh :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Indeed
but sweet liquor eases the pain. That's why I get paid the big bucks... oh wait, no I don't.

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# ah well
if it wasn't for the managed hegemony we'd all be driving around in cars that required no maintenance for 80,000 miles and ran on ambient power

plus the world would be largely at peace and we'd be developing as a species learning new things from each other every day!

man, that's so gay!

loads up the DU's

SOMEONE'S GOTTA PAY FOR MY 4X4!!!

hooooooooyaaaah!

/it's all fucked blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# it's suicide pact or nothing, boyo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Hmmm, but how to do it
in the most comical way that will simultaneously make it to the BBC News AND rotten.com?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# something with a pair of hands
pulling from each side

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Julianne Moore
Alyson Hannigan
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# And Joanne Whalley
from Willow?

She'd make my Venn Diagram!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# The fiesty Redheaded daughter from Cybill - Alicia Witt
Oh, and Laura Prepon from That 70's Show
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# yes to 3 out of 4
Hannigan - obviously.
Moore - a touch of class.
Prepon - an excellent height.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Alicia Witt is loooooovely
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Julianne Moore definitely
Not sure about t'other.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Julianne Moore'd get it.
I've seen her lallies but I can't remember what in.

Oh, I can. Big Lebowski.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Boogie Nights as well.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Johnson?!
She's great in that film.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Debra Messing
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# yes
and the daughter from six feet under
and clare danes when she had ginger hair in something
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# My So Called Life.
Mmmm, Jared Leto.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# nicole kidman munts
i do not understand why is she thought to be attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# She has a nice bottom but other than that I agree.
Besides she's too tall for me as well.
Short women ftw, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Fairy lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Not all of them...
But there's enough evidence for beautiful people of all hair colours..

Hmm.... I can feel a hair colour venn diagram coming on...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)