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# Spin, spin, spin the wheel of juuuuuuuuustice....

'night B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# fp this now!
ning/night
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# please don't. It lends this 'celebrity' creedence
nothing against you HP. It's fab!~

I yearn for the days of Newman and Redford
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# But knowing she is the subject of a B3ta FP
would probably cheer her up while she serves her sentence, the poor love.
Woo, Mr Toats!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Funny
i was thinking of these event are more like a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I thought that was her DVD cover for a moment
: )

edit:how rude of me...that's very nicely done sir, have yourself this shiny click I just found
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I guess she's back in then?
woo Toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# apparently so
"dragged screaming from the courthouse"

nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# according to the beeb
she's had her sentence returned to the original 45 days :)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# I saw footage of her house on telly
while she had her temporary "house arrest", she was having cupcakes delivered.

I hope she gets beaten up, and taught a little bit about the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Cupcakes eh?
I hope they were exceedingly good because she won't be getting any more for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:04, archived)
# "Sunday", wrote Mr Kipling, "and I spied a nubile young boy
scrumping in my back yard."
(doogle i've got maddy, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Oi! Kipling! No!
(I helped save b3ta! The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# At least she'll get more space in her prison cell,
than what you get in an average room in one of Daddy's hotels.

Mind you, the other hotel guests don't come round and rape you at shower time (normally).


(doogle i've got maddy, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# aww darn!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Haha! Very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)
# i don't often say this ----
stupid bitch :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# skinny, thick, fucking cunt!!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# stop bottling your emotions up
it's not healthy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# As Ms. Hilton was led away to await her trip back to jail
she turned to her parents and said, "It’s not right!"


attention seeking little stuck up, rich kid junkie slut!!!

I really hope they find her swinging

*feels better*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:02, archived)
# it would make me happy too.
but then i think justice would be to have her turn old and get saggy and forgotten and suicide at 38 when she gets in a fight at some discount department store after trying to shoplift a pair of reading glasses and the security people have no idea who she is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:12, archived)
# I'm leaning toward the 'swinging' option
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:13, archived)
# too quick and painless for me.
as much as i want her dead, i would like her to suffer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)
# oh my!
i reserve that sentiment for people who have wronged me in real life. it is a very short list.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:50, archived)
# i used to do that.
then i gave up on humans and have been urging on our extinction ever since. and i might as well have the fun of seeing vapid celebrities tortured while i eat popcorn and watch.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 6:08, archived)
# Okay, I really think she deserves to go to prison, she flaunted her parole terms repeatedly and that's just not cricket,
but why do you want her to die? Because she is a biit dim and happened to be born rich? Good luck to her I say.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# erm.. you missed
arrogant, snotty, superiority complex, thinks she's hotter than she is, spoiled (see the "it's not right" comment), dillusions of grandure, noi respect for anyone but herself (and she doesn't even have much of that by the looks of it)

her swinging would make me chuckle, i don't "wish" it on her as such, just would put the cherry on the cake of how 'tough' her life has been and how traumatic the prospect of 40 fucking days in prison is.. lol

then elton john would modify candle in the wind again
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# haha, ust read that quote too
"It's Not right" translated to "I'm rich and slutty.. surely I'm above the law.. daadddyyy!!!"

comedy, hope the bitch rots in there (then i'll fuck the corpse)
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)
# nicely done.
too bad i find her and all of her ilk to be disgusting shitbags.

'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# don;t feel bad about these feelings
they're quite normal
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# so i won't be arrested when i kill them all?!
oh, good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:07, archived)
# if she had an ounce of remorse
i'd feel for her, but the fact she believes she should go scott free is the problem i think most people have with her, as it's easy to ignore the press coverage of her by not buying the gossip mags
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:16, archived)
# long ago on another forum...
...i participated in a discussion around shaming as a punishment for some crimes. i'd like to see more creative methods used to swat at these societal blowflies, and i can't come up with any reason (other than typical justice system gone awry arguments) why things like her should not be clapped in the stocks in public for a few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Good times
www.b3ta.com/board/7273710
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# haha!
fandabydozy!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Wonderful stuff Mr Toast!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# hahah, jolly good
plus, I hope she's getting bum-raped somewhere by a hairy woman named betty with a strapon.. and someones recording it to release on parisexposed


still.... *would*

edit: I also have a feeling that the "unspecified medical problem" may have been a condition known as "let me out and my daddy will give you a 6 figure number"
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# "Dyke food"
Read an opinion somewhere that said "She's dyke food!!!". "Unspecified medical condition" means she's shit scared of the real world and becoming said dyke food and desperately wants Daddy to flash the cash and get her out.

Leave her to rot is what I say! String her up and let people throw things at her.

Great idea for the yo-yo too!
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Sorry for the imminant pedantry...
but the string is on the wrong side.

Aside from the it am woo
(The Magenta Ninja am behind you stealings yor magenterses, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# I keep revisiting this.
The way the string moves towards the centre spindle of the yo-yo as it unwinds is attention to detail WAY beyond that of any sane person.

EDIT: Although the above post rather rules out my comment..... Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 7:02, archived)