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# How much feeling went on here?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:44, archived)
# only a little
and by a little I mean loads
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)
# I dread to think how big you tell people your penis is.
If you do such a thing.

If I had one I think I'd be obsessed with it, and talk about it at every opportunity. As it stands I don't have one, so must consign myself to talking about others.

Hence this entire post.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)
# its a decent sized
by decent sized I mean I gave the midwife a shock.

My dad tells this story to every single one of my girlfriends.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)
# I came out bottom first.
It's lucky I was born when I was a baby, I've got a huge arse now.

I really am quite tired and stoned, you must forgive me if I'm talking absolute knackers. You can tell I'm tired because I'm more eloquent than normal, which is a very strange experience. I was deliberately tired for my English GCSE exams.

Shut up Fae.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 0:50, archived)