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# *feels thick*
*doesn't know what you're talking about*

*nings grumpily*
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# 'ning!
don't worry, few of us do . . . I got a film critique in answer to one of my puns yesterday . . .


(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# :D
I didn't have any breakfast today.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# nor me.
or lunch.
as usual.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Barry Norman?
*relurks*
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# 'ning Arch!
Didn't he murder Jill Dando?


(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
#
Dando, Di & Dodi died

I bet Dido's shitting herself
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# :D
office lol
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *folds arms and taps foot*
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *holds head in shame*
;)
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# don't worry,
we can be thickos together.


DUR!
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# I googled it
HIM appear to be a Finnish rock band and Ville Valo I am guessing is some bloke out of it, although in the pics that google spewed out he does look a bit of a girl it must be said.

I feels edumicated now.

*does hard sums*
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# aw
i'll be thick on my own then.
*drools*
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# wait!

*waterproofs*

carry on
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *droooooooooooooooooools*
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# All the little girls fancy him.
The only good thing about him is he has an ace tattoo. That's IT.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# As a mate of mine memorably said about that Brett bloke out of Suede
"Irresistably androgenous?!! FUCKING BENDER MORE LIKE!"
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# :D
Manwife's name is Brett. It's German for plank.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# But not the one out of Suede hopefully
or I have just committed a terrible faux pas

;)
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Fuck no.
My Brett's about twice the size every which way, with dreadlocks down to his arse and a neck like a bull.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# ...rush
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Excellent band.
What?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# neck like a bullrush
i was making a funny, see?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Well you were trying to.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Rush Are good
what about 65 days of static?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# I'm unsure.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# anderson once said
'i feel like a bisexual that has never had a homosexual experience'

which, roughly translated, means 'i am a fey twat, with a face most people would never tire of punching'
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# ^this
but with more whiney voice
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# This^
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# pffft
that's brett anderson to a T!
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Bah
Men should be manly. Girly men should be sent into the woods to fight bears until they come back manly or dead. which ever occurs first
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# imagine
if every fey git went to the woods and came back Manley...we'd be overrun...
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# But the world would be better off because of it
my money is still on the bears though
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# One Manley's quite enough thank you.
If I need another faecocentric Aryan hawaiian, I shall let you know!
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# or play this game:
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# reply
His
Infernal
Majesty

as they were formely know

pseudo depressing semi goth Scandinavians



I actually like some of their stuff and possess an album
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *excommunicates*
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# boo1 *sobs*
I listen to all sorts of rock

what about Within Temptation?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Bleeeeurgh.
Get thee to an ISIS record.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# ISIS?
*edit* what about dodgy 80s American hair metal?

I love that
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Nah, 'post metal' (I disagree with that term on principle)
type in oceanic next to it. or SGNL 05.

They. Are. Epic.

Or Peeping Tom- Mike Patton's new thing- it's like sexual chocolate music. Plus it has Norah Jones on it calling someone a motherfucker in a very sexy way.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# i quite like richard stilgoe
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *googles*
He looks like a friendly chap. Are you lovers?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# you had to google RIchard Stilgoe?
for shame!
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# I'm a 22 year old girl.
I recognise the guy (probably off Countdown), but I'm far too busy being young and having fun.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# bah humbug
kids today

get off my lawn

besides - don't you own a house now? that makes you officially old
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)
# FLAT
I own a FLAT
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I'll just pretend I didn't spazz all the way back down here
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# haha
it was a cartoon in private eye many years ago.
a few people in a pub with big logos on their tshirts for rock bands, and one lad in the corner with 'i quite like richard stilgoe' on his

i made myself lol when i typed that reply :(
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# In terms of percentage, how like your dad are you?
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# what about Skellern?
/used to work in Easy Listening section of HMV blog
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# ahhhh....
rightyo.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# and the guy that Bam Margera bums on a regular basis
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Aye.
Bam Margera's a little cock anyway.
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# *grumps ning'lilly*
(, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)