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Everyone knows that the world was created in the early 20th Century.

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(SignalFailure, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

haha

nice

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tipassoi, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

HIM suck.

Ville Vallo can fuck off, the big fucking girl.

Edit- I forgot to add a woo.

+Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

*feels thick*

*doesn't know what you're talking about*

*nings grumpily*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

'ning!

don't worry, few of us do . . . I got a film critique in answer to one of my puns yesterday . . .
*huggles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

I didn't have any breakfast today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

nor me.

or lunch.
as usual.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

Barry Norman?

*relurks*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

'ning Arch!

Didn't he murder Jill Dando?
Honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

Dando, Di & Dodi died

I bet Dido's shitting herself

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

office lol

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

*folds arms and taps foot*

www.b3ta.com/board/7303811

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

*holds head in shame*

;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

don't worry,

we can be thickos together.

DUR!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

I googled it

HIM appear to be a Finnish rock band and Ville Valo I am guessing is some bloke out of it, although in the pics that google spewed out he does look a bit of a girl it must be said.

I feels edumicated now.

*does hard sums*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

i'll be thick on my own then.
*drools*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

wait!

*waterproofs*

carry on

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

*droooooooooooooooooools*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

All the little girls fancy him.

The only good thing about him is he has an ace tattoo. That's IT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

As a mate of mine memorably said about that Brett bloke out of Suede

"Irresistably androgenous?!! FUCKING BENDER MORE LIKE!"

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

Manwife's name is Brett. It's German for plank.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

But not the one out of Suede hopefully

or I have just committed a terrible faux pas

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

Fuck no.

My Brett's about twice the size every which way, with dreadlocks down to his arse and a neck like a bull.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

...rush

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

Excellent band.

What?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

neck like a bullrush

i was making a funny, see?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

Well you were trying to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

Rush Are good

what about 65 days of static?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

I'm unsure.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

anderson once said

'i feel like a bisexual that has never had a homosexual experience'

which, roughly translated, means 'i am a fey twat, with a face most people would never tire of punching'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

^this

but with more whiney voice

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

This^

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

pffft

that's brett anderson to a T!

(prostheses, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

Bah

Men should be manly. Girly men should be sent into the woods to fight bears until they come back manly or dead. which ever occurs first

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

imagine

if every fey git went to the woods and came back Manley...we'd be overrun...

(prostheses, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

But the world would be better off because of it

my money is still on the bears though

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

One Manley's quite enough thank you.

If I need another faecocentric Aryan hawaiian, I shall let you know!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

or play this game:

everything2.com/index.pl?node=modern%20mayan%20slaughtercomb

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

reply

His
Infernal
Majesty

as they were formely know

pseudo depressing semi goth Scandinavians

I actually like some of their stuff and possess an album

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

*excommunicates*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

boo1 *sobs*

I listen to all sorts of rock

what about Within Temptation?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

Bleeeeurgh.

Get thee to an ISIS record.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

ISIS?

*edit* what about dodgy 80s American hair metal?

I love that

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

Nah, 'post metal' (I disagree with that term on principle)

type in oceanic next to it. or SGNL 05.

They. Are. Epic.

Or Peeping Tom- Mike Patton's new thing- it's like sexual chocolate music. Plus it has Norah Jones on it calling someone a motherfucker in a very sexy way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

i quite like richard stilgoe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

*googles*

He looks like a friendly chap. Are you lovers?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

you had to google RIchard Stilgoe?

for shame!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

I'm a 22 year old girl.

I recognise the guy (probably off Countdown), but I'm far too busy being young and having fun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

bah humbug

kids today

get off my lawn

besides - don't you own a house now? that makes you officially old

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

FLAT

I own a FLAT

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

I'll just pretend I didn't spazz all the way back down here

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

haha

it was a cartoon in private eye many years ago.
a few people in a pub with big logos on their tshirts for rock bands, and one lad in the corner with 'i quite like richard stilgoe' on his

i made myself lol when i typed that reply :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

In terms of percentage, how like your dad are you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

what about Skellern?

/used to work in Easy Listening section of HMV blog

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

ahhhh....

rightyo.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

and the guy that Bam Margera bums on a regular basis

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

Aye.

Bam Margera's a little cock anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

*grumps ning'lilly*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

'ning mon capitan

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

Ningles lovie!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

lovie!

ooer!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

They are fucking awful.

I'm glad we can agree again after yesterday's MBV / BFMV debacle.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

I'm so sorry!

Last night I mainly listened to Gok Wan being lovely on How to Look Good Naked, and Iron Butterfly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

i don't understand that programme

what the fuck does a gay bloke know about a lady looking good naked? :)
plus it's really badly edited

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

Well he manages to make them all look lovely.

And I like him, he's nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

he looks like a 1960s woman....

(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

He's gay

and a stylist.

What were you expecting- George at Asda?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

It's basically an excuse to see a gay man copping a feel

of ladies with no self confidence.

If the same were true in reverse, all I'd need to be confident would be getting felt up by a lesbian, who used terms like:

"Yeah, really make the most of that knob"
"You've got beefy mobs, make sure the birds can really see 'em"

I find the whole thing somewhat disconcerting.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

I don't think it's for you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

Au contraire...

I quite like it...

They should do one for men, though I'm sure he'd tell me to stop wearing massive T-Shirts and try a nice suit or something...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

poor MBV

one of those apparently fantastic bands I never understood

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

It just takes time...

I was the same, then one day it just clicked...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

yer - I've given it a good 15 years :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

Fair enough...

I know when to leave it :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

haha

yep - maybe you have a point

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)

ning Capn

how's your book doing?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

I'm at the end of chapter two

And just realised the ENTIRE THING is self contradictory, so I'm rewriting plot points 3-7.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

Yes they do

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)

I liked one HIM album

But the rest were just wank

(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)

he's got the whole world, in his hands, he's got....

arf!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)

Yay for happy clappy primary school hymns

(actually no, I hated school hymns which has continued into adulthood in the fact that I dread church weddings and funerals)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)

...

~~Hands~~ Pance!

EDIT/ YAY!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

this^

and also do teeny weeny writing, italics and other clever stuff in replies.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

I can do teeny weeny writing..

like this

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

...

¡uop psdn pu

http://www.pzyko.de/textflip/

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

show off.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

me too

look

strike through is "s"

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

<s>text</s> = striketrhrough ... same with and and and so on

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

~~what, like~~ this you mean

i'm going to write this down cos i'll forget

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)

Or you can use or for some fun effects...

Woo^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^{o^o}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

eh?

_Testing...

^Testing...

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

LIKE-THIS

^{L^{I^{K^{E^{-^{T^{H^{I^S}}}}}}}}

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)

blimey

this is all getting too much for me now

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

It's nevah too much...

_{W_{h_{e_{e_{e_{e_{e_{e_{e_{e_{e_{e_{e_{._{._{._.}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

(deep-sleep, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)

<s></s>

for strikethrough

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)