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[challenge entry] It's Free and secure

But you are too stupid to use it...
edit: I can't use it either!

From the Computer Errors challenge. See all 396 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:17, archived)
# or get a life
and not worry about one make of a program being ever so slightly different to another
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# so true
!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I think that the very fact that some people are too dim to use Ubuntu
is the very reason it is a failure.

Also it refuses to boot from a partition late on in a large drive, which is of no fucking use to me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# it works fine on my laptop
and you don't have to activate it!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# FANBOY ALERT!
www.sounddogs.com/previews/25/mp3/267861_SOUNDDOGS_Al.mp3
(Londingham ., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:19, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# yeah
it seems to work fine on my laptop, weird that?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# No,
I mean to say:

What?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Having to activate windows
is not the slightest hassle in the world for grown ups with cash. What you are referring to is 'having to activate my stolen software is too fucking hard for me these days so I'll have to use a Linux distro'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I'll have you know, that activating stolen windows is a lot fucking easier than installing hardware on linux
:D

edit: tho having said that linux does have it's benefits

gimp isn't one of them tho
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:25, archived)
# and also because 98% of software and hardware are compatiable with Windows
and yes yes, linux, etc is becoming more and more compatible, but it's still nowhere-fucking-near.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Also
Linux is an OS, not a religion.

See also Firefox.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# haha
for some it seems it is

that program is shite
"OMG YOU CAN'T CRITISCISE THAT ITS OPEN SOURCE"
it doesn't work in any obvious manner
"UR TOO STUPID"
how do I do this
"READ THE FAQ NOOB"
but the faq has more paragraph headings than actual content
"UR TOO STUPID"
what is the situation with [program that hasn't been updated since 2000]
"That software is now mature"
but it's a graphics card driver, new cards come out all the time
"LOL UR STUPID"

actually, linux probably is crap, every os is crap

plan9 ftw!!!!

edit: and this was typed from linux :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Your fraggle rock one was much better
if I was you I'd have stopped there.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# In the same way that the people of the world are too stupid
to give up their old languages and take up Esperanto instead
(Londingham ., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
Bonvolo alsende la pordiston? Lauchane estas rano in mia bideo.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# haha
if only people would adopt one single persons misguided view of how they should be talking

we'd have world peace

:D

and if anyone from the esperanto society is reading, you're all poo!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Oh I think I'm clever enough.
I just like playing computer games without having to write my own graphics drivers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I may be too stupid to use whatever that is
but I remain at least moderately attractive to women.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# hey, that is insulting
(because it is true!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)