Only in Croydon


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( Bad Horsey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

i saw that on the news this morning
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( mictoboy, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)

Newd Tiem!
*holds breath*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)

???
also nakee micto countdown...

/fears
(Fenristhewolf Undeniably talentless..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

anticipation!!!

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

*excites*
I hope you have something nekkid planned.
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

somebody should
cos you fucking didn't
( mictoboy, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

What are you complaining about?
You got special pictures in your gazbox.
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

eh? picture...s?
I was robbed!
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

Funny that
I thought of this last night, and was surprised to see it in the Metro this morning.

In Scotland you used to be able to get £1 notes out of cashpoints (and for all I know you still can)
( Bad Horsey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

i miss £1 notes
coins are shit
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( mictoboy, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

I miss half penny coins!

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

trousers..... BEGONE!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

NEW FROM CILLIT BANG!
*coughs*
/sore throat blog
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

i'm getting a sore throat too...
oh, and the captain wants me whipped raw.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

What heinous crime hast thou committed, rapscallion?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)

i didn't know when top gear was on.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

The ATM at my uni does fivers
I nearly died from shock.
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)

a lot of banks run ATMs in universities that dispense £5 notes
cos you're all cheap bastards!
( sock is sock, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)

cheap broke
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)

I don't like cash
I only try to withdraw what I need, and even then I try and put most things on card anyway.

There are some London meet b3tans who will be able to tell you why I shouldn't be allowed cash.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

i like rolling around on a bed of cash
with coked up ho's
( sock is sock, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

heheh
the Barclays in Eton gives out fivers

not that any of the privileged little cunts would lower themselves to withdrawing a mere fiver

they get their butlers to do it
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

hsbc or midlands as it was know when i was a nipper used to do fivers
in the cash point!
it was great when books cost £4.99...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)

The HSBC across from my house doesn't.
The shitters.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

they stopped ages ago the bastards.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)

that's *your* surveillance camera then

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

Have you tried
"Other amount" and taping in 5.00?
The only one in my town that I know of that does fivers doesn't say anywhere that it does fivers unless you do that.
(engekomkommer, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)

No, I haven't.
Oooooooh...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)

I do love that they're going on about nobody using them
When no ATM I've ever encountered provides the bloody things.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)

Try Barclays
round corner from Russel Sq tuibe.

Nearly fainted last week, it gave me two when I asked for a tenner.
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)

this is probably follwed by some one stabbing someone else to death
as seems to happen in croydon.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)