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[challenge entry] Only in Croydon

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(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# i saw that on the news this morning
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Newd Tiem!
*holds breath*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# ???
also nakee micto countdown...

/fears
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# anticipation!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# *excites*
I hope you have something nekkid planned.
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# somebody should
cos you fucking didn't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# What are you complaining about?
You got special pictures in your gazbox.
(Pachey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# eh? picture...s?
I was robbed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Funny that
I thought of this last night, and was surprised to see it in the Metro this morning.

In Scotland you used to be able to get £1 notes out of cashpoints (and for all I know you still can)
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# i miss £1 notes
coins are shit
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I miss half penny coins!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# trousers..... BEGONE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# NEW FROM CILLIT BANG!
*coughs*
/sore throat blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# i'm getting a sore throat too...
oh, and the captain wants me whipped raw.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# What heinous crime hast thou committed, rapscallion?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# i didn't know when top gear was on.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# The ATM at my uni does fivers
I nearly died from shock.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# a lot of banks run ATMs in universities that dispense £5 notes
cos you're all cheap bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
#
cheap broke
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I don't like cash
I only try to withdraw what I need, and even then I try and put most things on card anyway.

There are some London meet b3tans who will be able to tell you why I shouldn't be allowed cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# i like rolling around on a bed of cash
with coked up ho's
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# heheh
the Barclays in Eton gives out fivers

not that any of the privileged little cunts would lower themselves to withdrawing a mere fiver

they get their butlers to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# hsbc or midlands as it was know when i was a nipper used to do fivers
in the cash point!
it was great when books cost £4.99...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# The HSBC across from my house doesn't.
The shitters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# they stopped ages ago the bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# that's *your* surveillance camera then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Have you tried
"Other amount" and taping in 5.00?
The only one in my town that I know of that does fivers doesn't say anywhere that it does fivers unless you do that.
(engekomkommer, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# No, I haven't.
Oooooooh...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I do love that they're going on about nobody using them
When no ATM I've ever encountered provides the bloody things.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Try Barclays
round corner from Russel Sq tuibe.

Nearly fainted last week, it gave me two when I asked for a tenner.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# this is probably follwed by some one stabbing someone else to death
as seems to happen in croydon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)