I'd like to see you give me anymore error messages about 'Your graphics driver has corrupt drivers in blah blah blah.'
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From the Computer Errors challenge. See all 396 entries (closed)
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I put a stick of RAM in upside down once
There was smoke. Error.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:30,
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I walked through a cable that was plugged in once
There were bangs
and smoke.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:31,
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and smoke.
yep
i, for one, can't wait
but i know that it's annoying lots of people, and i respect that
despite the fact that i don't (and NEVER will) smoke, it's up to other people if they do or not.
on the other hand, for the non-smokers who don't want second hand smoke, it's a good idea.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:37,
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but i know that it's annoying lots of people, and i respect that
despite the fact that i don't (and NEVER will) smoke, it's up to other people if they do or not.
on the other hand, for the non-smokers who don't want second hand smoke, it's a good idea.
I'll still get people walking up to me in the street telling me what damage I'm doing them.
You wonder why they bother to come closer.
I've now come to the conclusion that all militant non smokers have no genitals, and it's the only way for them to experience a bit of excitement.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:38,
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I've now come to the conclusion that all militant non smokers have no genitals, and it's the only way for them to experience a bit of excitement.
that's a hell of a cough you have there
you're lucky you don't smoke
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:42,
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i'm not racist!
but in an unrelated story
we had this guy over last night called Tony, he was pissed and we're next to the pub, he's mum's friend, and he's black, he calls himself The Nigger with the Digger.
but he broke his arm, so now he can't drive his digger.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:56,
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we had this guy over last night called Tony, he was pissed and we're next to the pub, he's mum's friend, and he's black, he calls himself The Nigger with the Digger.
but he broke his arm, so now he can't drive his digger.
as a smoker who's allergic to alchohol pubs are about to become complete no go areas for me.
oh well!
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:39,
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I really am going to giggle on the hot days of the year
When the poor little non smokers can't go in the beer garden.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:40,
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hahaha you evil witch
if i go on my trampoline i can see the beer harden. one time i wrapped myself in bubble wrap and small children started watching me. they soon formed a crowd
www.livevideo.com/video/sambennallick/16267454EDEA4B6BB21583BDFAF34B85/bubblewrap.aspx
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:43,
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www.livevideo.com/video/sambennallick/16267454EDEA4B6BB21583BDFAF34B85/bubblewrap.aspx
because i had nothing better to do
and giant rolls of bubblewrap is time consuming
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:54,
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I'm just waiting for some jumped up twat
to approach me whilst I'm outside having a fag (and a smoke.. ba-dum) and splutter at me, JUST so I can tell them to "fuck off indoors."
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:44,
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I've been getting that for yonks.
I walk up a road that has schoolchildren walking down one side of it on their way to school- so I walk on the other side.
Lo and behold, mummy dearest crosses the road to tell me what harm I'm doing to her kids. Liketeaching them how to be overly aggressive, confrontational cunts isn't damaging.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:46,
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Lo and behold, mummy dearest crosses the road to tell me what harm I'm doing to her kids. Liketeaching them how to be overly aggressive, confrontational cunts isn't damaging.
Oh man
I fucking hate that with a passion
I'm not responsible for bringing up the humans they shat out of their cunts several years ago
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:52,
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I'm not responsible for bringing up the humans they shat out of their cunts several years ago
EXACTLY.
Obviously I don't smoke around kids, because that's not very fair, and they've all got athsma now anyway.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:53,
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and yet 50 years ago
doctors would recommend certain brands of tobacco for Asthma patients.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 17:03,
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being a non-smoker
and on the other side of the fence, i still completely agree with you, it irritates me how people can just pry int oyour life and tell you what you can and can't do - i got that alot today and i'm in a shitty mood.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 17:04,
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haha!
the other downside to this ban is, i live directly opposite a pub, it's noisy enough as it is in the summer but now they've stuck up bloody shelters and heat lamps outside it so it'll get even worse, they'll all be outside in the winter too.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:44,
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I'm going to giggle in October
when I go and live somewhere where the cigs are 10p a packet, you can smoke wherever you like, it's a steady 35 degrees all day every day and I don't have to work for a living.
I just hope there's still some pubs open when I get back next summer, once all these non-smokers who loathe the pub for its cancerous fumes have been a couple of times and realised they also don't like the great unwashed, foul-mouthed drunken reality of it anyway, and half the smokers have stopped going.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:46,
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I just hope there's still some pubs open when I get back next summer, once all these non-smokers who loathe the pub for its cancerous fumes have been a couple of times and realised they also don't like the great unwashed, foul-mouthed drunken reality of it anyway, and half the smokers have stopped going.
I'm going to Goa for 6 months
might travel round India/ Asia a bit, might just sit on the beach the whole time ... dunno ...
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:49,
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I think she's planning a suicide.
It's a call for help, people
*GROUP HUG*
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:50,
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*GROUP HUG*
allergic to alcohol???!!!?!
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*dies*
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:43,
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*dies*
it's a bitch
even the fumes make me all spotty and feel like crap these days, i think i'm the first b3tard to attend a bash and drink tea for the duration.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:47,
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i tried to fix a dry joint on one of the boards with my blowlamp once
there was a bit of spitting and some smoke
is a blatant lie
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:35,
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is a blatant lie
well
you need it in a vacume (to prevent oxidation) and then you need to heat it to a point where the cells break down in to their raw compounds and elements (about 2500 degs C i think but i could be wrong)
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:42,
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I once flipped the little red switch on the back of the PC
there was yellow smoke and PC death
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:36,
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oooh
done that too and ended up denying that I'd ever touched it...
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:37,
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i had a magazine with levels of stupid for each mistake people make with their PC...
surges... viruses... etc..
that one had a stupid rating that shot off the scale :D
Handsome Gav did it and i framed the article :D
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:39,
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that one had a stupid rating that shot off the scale :D
Handsome Gav did it and i framed the article :D
They dont quite fit
but I managed to fasten it it with the little plastic clips. It took some effort.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:40,
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Its hard to get them in the right way on my motherboard
So when it didn't slip in straight away I put it in as good as I could.
I was very tired at the time and I would like to think I was pissed.
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Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:44,
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I was very tired at the time and I would like to think I was pissed.