I'd like to see you give me anymore error messages about "Your graphics driver has corrupt drivers in blah blah blah."



From the Computer Errors challenge. See all 409 entries (closed)

( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)

Woo...
Edit. me likey
( MikeyStants last had the shites, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

I put a stick of RAM in upside down once
There was smoke. Error.
( Letum Spack Monkey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)

I walked through a cable that was plugged in once
There were bangs

and smoke.
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)

i walked through a pub once
there were smoke.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)

not for much longer

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

yep
i, for one, can't wait

but i know that it's annoying lots of people, and i respect that

despite the fact that i don't (and NEVER will) smoke, it's up to other people if they do or not.

on the other hand, for the non-smokers who don't want second hand smoke, it's a good idea.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)

I'll still get people walking up to me in the street telling me what damage I'm doing them.
You wonder why they bother to come closer.

I've now come to the conclusion that all militant non smokers have no genitals, and it's the only way for them to experience a bit of excitement.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

*coughs theatrically*

( mictoboy, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)

that's a hell of a cough you have there
you're lucky you don't smoke
( gravytrain, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

plageurist
^spelling?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

racist!

( gravytrain, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

i'm not racist!
but in an unrelated story

we had this guy over last night called Tony, he was pissed and we're next to the pub, he's mum's friend, and he's black, he calls himself The Nigger with the Digger.

but he broke his arm, so now he can't drive his digger.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)

*carries on regardless*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

as a smoker who's allergic to alchohol pubs are about to become complete no go areas for me.
oh well!
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

I really am going to giggle on the hot days of the year
When the poor little non smokers can't go in the beer garden.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

hahaha you evil witch
if i go on my trampoline i can see the beer harden. one time i wrapped myself in bubble wrap and small children started watching me. they soon formed a crowd

www.livevideo.com/video/sambennallick/16267454EDEA4B6BB21583BDFAF34B85/bubblewrap.aspx
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

I'm not clicking that.
PERVERT.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

you wha?
i'd recorded myself doing the bubble wrap thing
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

Why is that 9 minutes long?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)

because i had nothing better to do
and giant rolls of bubblewrap is time consuming
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)

I'm just waiting for some jumped up twat
to approach me whilst I'm outside having a fag (and a smoke.. ba-dum) and splutter at me, JUST so I can tell them to "fuck off indoors."
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

I've been getting that for yonks.
I walk up a road that has schoolchildren walking down one side of it on their way to school- so I walk on the other side.

Lo and behold, mummy dearest crosses the road to tell me what harm I'm doing to her kids. Liketeaching them how to be overly aggressive, confrontational cunts isn't damaging.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)

Oh man
I fucking hate that with a passion

I'm not responsible for bringing up the humans they shat out of their cunts several years ago
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)

EXACTLY.
Obviously I don't smoke around kids, because that's not very fair, and they've all got athsma now anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)

and yet 50 years ago
doctors would recommend certain brands of tobacco for Asthma patients.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)

this world is absofuckinglutely mental

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)

being a non-smoker
and on the other side of the fence, i still completely agree with you, it irritates me how people can just pry int oyour life and tell you what you can and can't do - i got that alot today and i'm in a shitty mood.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)

Oh, I am a non-smoker too.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)

haha!
the other downside to this ban is, i live directly opposite a pub, it's noisy enough as it is in the summer but now they've stuck up bloody shelters and heat lamps outside it so it'll get even worse, they'll all be outside in the winter too.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

Oh no!
Poor you dude.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)

I'm going to giggle in October
when I go and live somewhere where the cigs are 10p a packet, you can smoke wherever you like, it's a steady 35 degrees all day every day and I don't have to work for a living.

I just hope there's still some pubs open when I get back next summer, once all these non-smokers who loathe the pub for its cancerous fumes have been a couple of times and realised they also don't like the great unwashed, foul-mouthed drunken reality of it anyway, and half the smokers have stopped going.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)

Where are you moving?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

I'm going to Goa for 6 months
might travel round India/ Asia a bit, might just sit on the beach the whole time ... dunno ...
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)

Woooow that sounds awesome!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)

I think she's planning a suicide.
It's a call for help, people

*GROUP HUG*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)

Career suicide certainly
\o/
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)

allergic to alcohol???!!!?!
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


*dies*
( gravytrain, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

it's a bitch
even the fumes make me all spotty and feel like crap these days, i think i'm the first b3tard to attend a bash and drink tea for the duration.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

that's alright, you can take lots of lovely MDMA instead

( gravytrain, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)

i tried to fix a dry joint on one of the boards with my blowlamp once
there was a bit of spitting and some smoke


is a blatant lie
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)

* LIES *

( MikeyStants last had the shites, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

Why doesn't wood melt?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

oddly
it does given the correct environment
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

What environment?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

well
you need it in a vacume (to prevent oxidation) and then you need to heat it to a point where the cells break down in to their raw compounds and elements (about 2500 degs C i think but i could be wrong)
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)

WOW

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

go science

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

3, 550°C
ish
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)

magic furnace
?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)

I once flipped the little red switch on the back of the PC
there was yellow smoke and PC death
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

oooh
done that too and ended up denying that I'd ever touched it...
( MikeyStants last had the shites, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)

i had a magazine with levels of stupid for each mistake people make with their PC...
surges... viruses... etc..

that one had a stupid rating that shot off the scale :D

Handsome Gav did it and i framed the article :D
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

would that be the voltage converter?
*fwaboom*
( Weetobix is a married man, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)

how is this possible?

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)

They dont quite fit
but I managed to fasten it it with the little plastic clips. It took some effort.
( Letum Spack Monkey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

crikey!
you must be an actual mong :-D
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)

I was
I was
( Letum Spack Monkey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)

i thought that they
only went in one way?
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

Its hard to get them in the right way on my motherboard
So when it didn't slip in straight away I put it in as good as I could.
I was very tired at the time and I would like to think I was pissed.
( Letum Spack Monkey, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)

i built my machine
and forgot to attach the heat sink on the cpu properly, i could barely see for my new processor smoking
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)

i like your sig
loffle
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)

cheers

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 21 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)