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# Huzzah!

Did you know..
'Antimatter is currently the most valuable substance in existence, with an estimated worth of $300 billion per milligram'
 
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 16:19, archived)
# It is?
Cor! Gotta get me some of that
Wait.
What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# It's like
the evil brother of ordinary matter.

When you bring the two together, they annihilate each other. Which makes storing it in tupperware boxes rather tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# It's much easier if you use the
Sheen/ Antisheen analogy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 16:23, archived)
# pfft, yeah
That's real science.

If you combine particles of Sheen with Antisheen in a Costanza-grade containment unit, though, you can control the reaction.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *scrapes bogies from Auntie's nose*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I had a watch made out of antimatter once
but I lost it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I read in the Guardian
that popcorn has a 10,000% markup.

Surely not?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 16:22, archived)
# well...... not quite but
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(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Well
popcorn is created by combining corn with anti-corn. Given the extortionate price of antimatter, it's not surprising!

Wait, no, that was just a lie the cinema told me when I quizzed them on it. I'd imagine it's true though. I can easily imagine buying a handful of
corn for 3 pence (According to the wikipedia, it's $1.80 for 1 bushel, or 35 litres). Then you could sell the resulting popped stuff for £3
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I could really go for some anti-pop anti-corn right now
What flavour?

Charm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Strange!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# It's the top!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)