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# Roll up, roll up....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I used to have such a crush on Richard Madeley
god knows why.

very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# because he got you that booze that time?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# It's a possibility, a lot of people buy me booze.
I barely got a chance to buy drinks at the bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I just lost it
There is a woman in this call called Mrs. Curtain

hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# CALL HER FLAPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
the jazzed up alternative to Quiz show favorite Call My Bluff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I hope you get the opportunity
to say "pull yourself together"
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Annette?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# :D
That's just made me giggle and tea almost went up my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Beef?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# B.F.?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I really want to go to a bash
but they always conflict with other stuff.

PS. I'd probably not buy you a drink at a bash out of principle now!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# :D That's quite alright!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# ^this^
/has never been to a bash blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Bashes are fun and sexy
Next time, reschedule your other activities
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# They are
Debauchery ahoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I almost came to a Birmingham bash not so long ago
and even got as far as booking a hotel, but then had to go to Moscow instead.

I really would go, if I could find one that loads of people were going to that was Midlands or South

/lives in Bath blog
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# LIKE LONDON?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Could probably do a London bash,
though the last time I was in London I was sick outside Downing Street. That was Marathon day.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# They're absolutely brilliant.
Well, I've only been to one, but I can only remember half of it so it must have been excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# It was
*remembers fondly*
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I remember snippets of being rather drunk and embarrassing.
\o/ go captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# London bashes are definitely better
More drinking and decent banter, less blowing up balloons and talking about star trek.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# And when IS the next London bash?
*clears calendar*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *roots around in the calendar*
so far I can't see anything- there's the rounders in the park one but that's all /talkers and you don't want that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Well if the main boarders have one in London then I'm game
I'm going to a boring ball in London in two weeks (yawn), where I'm sure to be the lowest class (i.e. poorest) person there.

This is all dependant on my physio, which starts today. Hence I'm not at work. Hence I'm posting slightly less than normal...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
No, not /talk. Well in that case, I'll refill my diary for the time being.

Just nothing in September or I'll get upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# You doilem
We have had two Bath bashes already. You could have come to either or both.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# When were they?
I only joined b3ta 1 year, 0 months and 4 days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Er....
I'm sure there was one in the last year.

My mum came to it.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# hahahah
There was that time when a caller on This Morning made a comment about that - Richard was fuming!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Let me guess..
he satisfies the criteria of 'older man'?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# That's not my only criteria!
I don't fancy John Sargeant, for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# What about Prince Philip?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# No!
I just think he's brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Or Clive Dunn ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *the condom's split*
DON'T PANIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# just go and have a nice warm bath.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Dod you get that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Fwwoooaarr!
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Leslie Crowther?
.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I think death is the normal sexual barrier when being attracted to older men
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# CROWTHER'S DEAD!
Shit I missed that one!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# hehe
Ok, hmm what about that Duncan Bannatyne off of Dragon's Den? Or maybe that Peter Jones (if you can ignore his immense smugness for one nanosecond...)?
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# No and I'm not sure
who's he?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Peter Jones
images.google.com/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=opera&rls=en&q=peter+jones+tycoon&btnG=Search+Images
Surely related to Smug Bastard going by a couple of those pics!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Cor
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# For t'captains eyes only
;)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# ermm..
cos she was first. All in a queue now!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I know various females that fancy both of them...
It's almost enough to make me give up on women forever. Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Well, there's a port for every ship
No, that's the wrong metaphor, what's the one I mean?

Hole for every nail?
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha
They're both good...

I also know various people that fancy Michael Portillo and Mark Kermode.

©_©
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Dunno who that last one is
But Portillo? Dear God no.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Faith restored.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Give us a flash Judy!!
/no don't
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *gouges eyes out*
now she can.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# heh heh
#-)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# hehe
woo!

As for unusual baby boy names, how about Dweezil?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# or Moon Unit!
Good old Frank...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Best girl's name ever.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Dweezil?
Dweezil Wildish does have a certain ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# How about Axton?
I saw that in a baby name book once and it stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's the way to do it!
well someone had to

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Acers!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Cooey! *waves nude member at DTH*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# eww!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *gives chase*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)