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# Apologies for length... again.

'Clank' said Mr Bigz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# It's like Shipman all over again!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Remind me never to have piles
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Bah, could you pass me that rag please?
You appear to have pissed on my mind...

*wipes mind*

*smudges pattern*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Come on, buff that alabaster!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# What, while you watch?
Won't Mr Trellis mind?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# *chinese burns*

*smudges tattoos*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# D'oh!
*goes home to reapply tattoos with special tattoo pen*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Never have piles
Arse grapes. I've seen some nasty stuff in my life but a doctor pushing in someone's piles when they've been lubed up was pretty bad. These things should not be done on a ward.

They weren't mine by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# when will the NHS learn that Rancors don't make good Doctors!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *makes note never to get piles*
*especially painful ones*

Also: Woo! =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# RAWK STARZ don't get piles!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# So that's what happened
to Smith + Jones
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# ha ha
this is exactly what happens. MD - Monster Doctor
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# woo yay hoopla
spinoff!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# What a happy family!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I think
they live on my street...
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# o.O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
the NHS will let any old immigrant do our jobs

/Daily Mail blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# my kids J/k teacher
goes by the name of mrs Hutt

and at the interview all i could picture was when she went home she was chained up to a large throne by a huge slug like gangster

not funny but true
(Paul1574 dont mind me im just lurking...., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)