Spazzcat's BOAB 2


From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 256 entries (closed)

( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)

Size isn't important
toe pop yawn ay mu. anagramised due to sexist rudeness
;)
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)

Not enough people paid attention to my updated entry
so : www.b3ta.com/board/7369817
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)

Well
I think thats the closest to actual norkage we're gonna get.
(Cakie the end of the nesting dolls of egg, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)

dammit people it took ages!*
*a few seconds
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)

*clicks*
curses!
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)

This may be the cleverest joke I've ever seen

( lemony, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)

That must be why I don't get it then.

(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)

It's all in the reaction :)
The idea of many (possibly male) b3ta people clicking on a picture to get the bigger version, yet at the same time...

you get the idea.
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)

cor!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)

*clicks*
*clicks*

*CLICKS*

GAAAAH
( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)

*clicks*
*clicks*
*clicks*
*clicks*
*clicks*

*gives up*

*looks at image*

*clicks*
*clicks*
*clicks*
*clicks*
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)

Keep clicking
they're worth the wait
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)

boobs
*fwaps
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)

*CLIKLIKLIKLIKLKLIK*
Woo
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)

Hmm....
Hey, GMOS, can you make a bra out of those Haunted Glasses?
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)

no but it gives me a great opportunity to get dead close til it goes into focus.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)

( lemony, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:48, archived)

those would be scary nipples

( lemony, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)

...
but why would I want you to have bigger fingers?
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)

a cunning response if ever i saw one

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)

HOLY SHIT BREASTS!

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)

*scowl*
I don't have shit breasts!
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)

seconded

( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)

I'll take your words for it.
*takes highroad by not asking for picture evidence*
( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)

Well done you

( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)

this is going to be popular purely because of breasts..
i may have to get mine out soon
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)

Considering what I did to my face before
It'll take more than breasts to make up for it
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)

Breasts and Face?
at the same time?
the concept is laughable
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)

ladies please
the only thing that detracts from breasts, or any other body part, for that matter, is the owner not liking them.

Be comfortable in yourself, and you shall look good.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)

This I know
Yayness
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)

I like them too















They are nice


( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)

*WOOP!*

(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:48, archived)

It's a popular tactic
Whatever happened to FPM anyway?

/old-timer bitching
( lemony, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)

she got deported


or not
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)

Hahaha

Edit: seriously though, what did happen to her?
( mofaha, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)

I think
she left er.. college maybe?

and got a social life.

or went to college and got a social life.

not that the rest of us. well. anyway.
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)

She went off to Oxbrdge I think...
after that I don't know... we've only spoken like 4 times since we broke up...
( lemony, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)

Pfffft
She became an opera singer.
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)

do re ME so la......

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)

hope they arent shitty^^

( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)

you make me sad

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)

*takes it back


*not her to make peoples sad
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)

Ah, the voice of reason

( mofaha, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)

Step One: Click


Step Two: Sexy Tiem


Step Three:


Step Four: Profit
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:48, archived)

Step three: Trampolining Dwarf Porn

( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)

Surely
Trampolining underpants dwarf porn?



Using tramps with real hair



( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)

Trampolining underpants dwarf porn ON ACID!!!
( mofaha, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)

Is there any other kind?




You italics AND bold show-off, you...
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)

these are making me smile and giggle
enjoyment is being had
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)

klik klik klik klik klik klik klik
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
( mofaha, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)

cfb?

( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)

"completely fooled b3tans"

( mofaha, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)

Click For Bigger
*slaps forehead*
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)

Ah!
Well actually i think i knew that..
..i just wanted attention.
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)

*gives attention*




*regrets*
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)

*gives attention*
*scratches under chin*
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)

OI!
Back in your cage!
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)

*whimper*
*cower*
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)

That's
more like it


*strokes through bars*
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)

*purrs*
*rubs face on fingers*








*rubs other things too*
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)

Oww
.
( The_Fiend who stole christmas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)

How to get on the popular page, lesson one:
Show a hint of clevage
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)

I can't see
any problem with that.
(Stoopid_Faaka, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)