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# I keep getting asked to draw naughty pictures......
....involving Assistants and Screwdrivers....



Edit: Sorry. Teeny version attached.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Mmmmm, Tennant
Apart from the grin, pretty even shopped...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Stop being so
Bloody talented!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Is this make Happytoast sound like a grumpy sod day?
Thats half a meg chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# cocking hell
you're not wrong.

nawty JJ, you should know better.

now draw a picture of martha getting jiggy with a sonic screwdrive as a punishment.

[edit]also for added yiff factor there are a couple of those sexy cat nuns playing with marthas boobies and kissing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# only you can do that ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# doesn't matter how I word things
some people think any advice I offer is equivalent of me calling their mother a fetid whore's anus.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# but...
do you have any useful fetid whore's anus advice?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Wipe your arse?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# douche
with bleach
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# If it's her mimsy that's foetid
then using her anus might be the best approach. However, you should still use a proprietry brand of condom.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
#
be wary of rectal/vaginal fissures.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# fistulas? They add to the fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# yes, cut your cock off afterward to prevent the infection from spreading
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# That reminds me...
..breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# haha now you know how I feel

I've had little brats like Leningrand throw pissy fit tantrums, delete threads and basically being a nasty little shit..just because I said something that was taken the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# good god!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# ohhh
MODded!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# ello
this compo is odd
how can I do 5 minute wonders in the office with the boss nearby using scissors and glue.

I DON'T WORK IN MARKETING!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# I did a five-minute wonder in the toilet just now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# compo it!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# it's gone and I can't get it back :(
anyone work in the sewage industry?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# no
but I'm in Southampton

it should be pooping out in the docks in about 5 minutes.

I'll fetch a net
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# you're in southampton?
i'm in cosham at the mo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# WOW!
where's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# it does seem a bit pants.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# sh*thouse animation or p.i.e. cat please :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# How to turn Freem Agyeman into Craig Charles using only a blue LED.....
Genius.

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# 'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# 'lo Ives
/ac

I'm glad that this is on the autocomplete. It gives me a warm feeling inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# ning Sonic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# 'ning Nibs
how's the edges of civilisation today?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# this makes no sense to me.
did i mention i never watched Dr. Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# It's been a while we've seen some Helga..
Helga holding her holy humps
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# 'Tis true
Need Helga and her ladybits only slightly covered so we can imagine what should be there.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# are you taking requests just now?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# draw the rude awakening associated
with discovering that actually the rules do apply.

With fur and tits and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)