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[challenge entry] 'ning - have a compearoast.

Self-help / Bad books for kids... all the same really isn't it?

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(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] yes.
yes it is

(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# *cries into Beer*
Imaginary beer, that is, for we don't have beer in the office, no, we don't.

We do have coffee though, anyone want 'owt whilst I'm up?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Tea for me please
Nice and milky, no sugar. Just a splash of gin.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# back in five
Cheddar Gorge
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# That's no way to talk about her personal hygiene!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# sugar puffs
lots of milk

=D
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Right
One pint of milk for you sir, Sprinkling of Sugar Puffs
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# good lad
*points and winks*
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# after i eat sugar puffs......
my wee smells of sugar puffs!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I'm alright ta
just had a tea
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# grab me a bacon and egg sarnie!
ik heb een hangover!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# is that a dutch hangover?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# ooooh
hitting the advokaat too hard... I have an eggy hangover!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# a new and better paid, less shit, job please
white, one sugar
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# racist
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# fuck off, paki
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# *joins THIS queue*
can I have mine without sugar thanks
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)
# if I MUST have tea, lots of milk, one sugar please
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Twix please
oh and a er...number 53 from the coffee machine
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# coffee machine?
is there anything more futile?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# waiting in for a Spanish plumber
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# El Sid?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# no tea, no coffee, but a 'blackcurrant infusion' please....
also, your new addy please mate, dvds are ready
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# you have deeweedee?
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# 45 St Swithins Terr..
...hang on - this is a public Forum!

*sends secret message*
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I also need your address
... I've finally managed to fill that jar you sent me :D
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# *invisible inks*
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# can i have your address too?
i've got al lthis anthrax sitting here going off
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Cornetto
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# I'll have a party where I don't know anyone
the beer is warm and the women are cold.

Thanks.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# an egg n bacon bap
would go down delightfully!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# compo it
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# NO

edit: ah goan then - saves me entering it
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
#
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# STRIKE IT FROM THE RECORD!!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# why don't we just all look
here www.b3ta.com/challenge/self-help/ and be done with it.. next compo please!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# I thought we'd done this before
for shame :(
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# have a banana
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# That wouldn't go well with my egg n bacon bap.
:D
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning, and have another compearoast from me too :)
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# hahah
I so wanted this to be true

www.snopes.com/movies/actors/zadora.asp
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# hahaha
not bad wank ammo though :P
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha
she looks like that dwarf in Total Recall

hahahahah
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)
# lol :D
*while monking off*

"Twwwwoooooo weeeeeekkks"
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# monking
is that an Abertawe phrase?

:D
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# You don't get many monks in Abertawe
They get stones pelted at them if they show up.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# bugger
so did I
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# no!
i wouldn't let any child of mine look at that cunt!!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Let alone smoke
Silk Cut! ;)
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# frankly, who cares?
it's a woo pic, but a shit compo

so i'm going to repost everything i've ever done and compo them all
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# hehe
good idea, every pics a compo pic!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# "Bring back the Muppets"
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)
# yeah
I spent two hours on an animation last night, only to see it disappear in an avalanche of TOAP.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Nicey!
:)
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)