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[challenge entry] I bought this in aid of Maddie

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(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I've been talking to the publisher about doing a follow-up
but might not happen as Waterstones got several complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# why,
was it not sick enough?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# WHAT!
it had big signs on saying how bad it was!!!some bloody people!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# well yeah
there's a lot of stupid people out there.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# *sharpens sword for mass cull*
soon there won't be!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Well I think you're taking it a bit far with suicide, ives...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I got mine from Waterstones
it was sealed in plastic so no-one could read it in the shop and get offended.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I got mine from Amazon
it was well thumbed and spunky
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# NEW AND SPUNKED ON FROM £3.99
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# wasn't that expected then?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha, that's crazy, I thought it was 'wrapped' as well
does the parental warning and wrapping and title not give it away?
or did kids buy it and the parents complained. Crazy stuff...

Mind you, it may have been Dave the hat complaining because his puns didn't get IN the book...

*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# haha
a book called 'Sick Jokes' with parental advisory on the cover?

whatever did they expect? a Thora Hird anthology?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Singing 'Praise Be!'
Bashing her tambourine (oeer missus) begging us to pray to the good Lord to save Giles Brandreth & corrupted children from a lifetime of sin
(I helped save b3ta! Nightmare Hippy Girl Be excellent to each other, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# that's broken my dream
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# From blind people?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
#
yeah - needs more braille!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *glues crumbs to cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# What about a b3ta book of images?
That'd piss off Zoo:D

Ooo ooo or even better B3ta image toilet paper!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I heartily agree with this.
As long as the inks used are good and they don't leak when they get wet. I don't want a multicoloured lady area.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# What?
The Kitchen?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Yeah, who cooked the one meal we've shared?
Exactly.

You's my bitch, sucka.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# arse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# is it currently monochrome?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)