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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# pfft
Of some reason I had this strange urge to go:

Happeeeee toasty toasty, happeeee toast!

Dunno why.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# talk about things you like to do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Don't over sell yerself:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# talk about things you like to toast
you've got to have some toast, if you don't have some toast, how you gonna have your dreams come true.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# fonics iz the way ov the future
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# quite possibly
I can imagine feeling very old and irritable in about 30 years time when all shop staff talk and write in such a way.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# can i axe you a queation about xmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# fyutcher*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I like this
My late mother was a vehement anti-phonics campaigner and literacy theoretician an' shizzle, so she'd have liked this too, bless her, and I don't think that would be true of much on b3ta to be honest ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I was subjected to an early trial of it in the 70s
my spelling is still fucked on certain words.

wankers, the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# did you have hippy parents?
breaking away from the system, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I like this also
I think phonics sounds crap
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# *huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Why don't they just go the whole hog
and start using newspeak.

For fuck's sake if you can't remember a sequence of letters correctly I don't see how you're going to be able to handle life.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Needs more Magic, Magic E.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)