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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# top post
cheers, that made my day

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Did you know that
YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE TODAY?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *checks pance*
*burns*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *extinguishes*
What day can I be?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Anyday you darn well like ;)
*except Wednesday, that's already gone
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Ice Cream Sunday?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# *sounds tempting*
/makes a note
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Do we get badges?
I like shiny badges
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I hadn't thought about that, to be honest :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Thursday is good for me
It's Thursday today, right?

*POUNCES!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# you forgot to 'punch in' first
allow me to 'punch your ticket'

/this is getting more and more like a Carry On film every day...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# that sounds more like
Carry on up the S&M club.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Actually, could I just be 'Weekend'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# two days for the price of one?
done:

Tuesday - Vacant
Wednesday - Chorizowagon
Thursday - Debbilgrrrl
Friday - Vacant
Weekend - Mrs. Trellis
Monday - Day of rest
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *pant* *gasp*
that's *puff* cheating, Trellis!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# WTF is going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I'm recruiting to save lady b3tans making themselves extinct in their mud wrestling pursuits over me.
each one gets me for one day a week, like Sid James in Carry On Again, Doctor
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# hmm
and how did you get to this stage in life?
*takes notes carefully*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I'm a Mason...
*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# *cackles insanely*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I have a weak-end
*waggles eyebrows*

*realizes what he's just said*

DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Damnit!
I should have thought of that before I went for Wednesday *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# good things come to those who wait...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# har har you'll have to wait aaaaaages
he might not even survive the week

*sexes Archie furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# GRrrrrrrr
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Archie's always on fucking fire.
(The cunt...)

The Busman's Lord's Prayer, allegedly recited by British bus drivers:

Our Farnham, who art in Hendon
Harrow be Thy name.
Thy Kingston come; thy Wimbledon,
In Erith as it is in Hendon.
Give us this day our daily Brent
And forgive us our Westminster
As we forgive those who Westminster against us.
And lead us not into Thames Ditton
But deliver us from Yeovil.
For Thine is the Kingston, the Purley and the Crawley,
For Esher and Esher.
Crouch End.

OK, that was a cut and paste error, but I'm leaving it in.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha, to that prayer AND your comment
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# :OD


*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha!
Class!

Not worth it's own thread....

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# do you have a scan of the last two pages?
i want to know how it ends
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# me too
as I know i'll never bother watching the film ,and certainly wouldnt want to read the book.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# here's a hint, the last two pages were mysteriously stuck together...
/if you're talking about HP, then yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Harry takes a shit on Ron and Hermione
Then Hedwig dies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)