Shop your asshole and see what happens.
Edit: Someone here replied to a riverghost thread about their mum being a lawyer. It sounds daft, but why not just ask her for advice?
Edit2: Ah found it. See below...

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collapsibletank is in, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:58,
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*stands behind collapsibletank with camera in hand nodding enthusiastically*
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Dixon 80% of my brain exists on google, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:59,
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Oi.
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Dooley, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:59,
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