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[challenge entry] i wish i'd had this book years ago :)

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(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# well really!
i've never called my computer a monkeyrapist
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# The Game.
(Sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# when you say 'the game' do you mean that dodgy 80s drama with Patrick Malahide in?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# or the even dodgier rapper
?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# No
The game where you have to forget about the game and if you remember you lose.
The game where you can never win.
The game where you can't quit, and you're now in it because you know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# holy cow
i now must bring down others so they can't win!!!
(Roll_Up_Smoker Hasn't had a cigarette since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# That's the last rule:
When you remember, you have to remind EVERYONE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Aww
I've just lost
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# MUA HA HA HA HA HA
3 times in two days.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# well it's only fair, I guess
since I've been making people lose for about three years on here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# ha ha ha cdc nosed robot
loffle
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# where's goatse?
blatantly not real
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# heaving heap of shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# spiderpig spiderpig
does whatever a spider pig does
spiderman, not the only guy who uses the web who has sticky fingers...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Give me an example of one guy who doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# here...

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1178998926/yourpost.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# does he have a sticky dobber?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# that chair
is made of pigsnouts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# run!!
that fucking mechanical wingless bee with head mounted rotor blades is going to fucking slice you in half!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)