The truth will out


To be honest, I think the source pic might be funnier on its own.

From the New Uses For Old Monuments challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(Adrian Monk, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

i don't get it

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

www.1pstart.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/qbert.jpg
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

ah
thank you
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

I used to love that game

(pdjpdj, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

hahahahahahahah
and haha to the source pic, I guarantee he wears that for some kind of unique sex act
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

you just know tho
if one guy makes this outfit, someone else will too

and lo, it's no longer a unique sex act, there's probably clubs where people stack cube shaped boxes into pyramids and jump on top of eachother
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

I have this theory
that if you think up some random sex act - say 'Robot Sex' - and then search for it on the blagoblag/intertubes it will come into existance due to your search.

it's like quantum chromodynamics or some shit.
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

My theory is that it will already exist
because people are fucked up weirdos.
( Afinkawan, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

this is an alternative. lets test this with science. or...
go back to chapter 10. :(
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

*Takes off robot suit*

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

*is put off stroke*
dammit!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

*slips into battery powered mecha-pance*

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

argh!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

oh dear god.
my mind is forming a picture of the scene, oh god, please no...
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

*jumps onto Thor from cube above*
BANZAI!!!
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*runs*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

ha ha ha!!
*points at Thor*

look who's shit himself again!!

this is the sexy Q-bert room

scat 101 is next door
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Hehehehe bless him
he's left skid marks on his qbert suit!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

Mel Gibson's
Jewbert eh? I'd play it.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

I don't remember
Qbert having a prolapsed rectum for a nose!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

Gibson pulls no punches.

(Adrian Monk, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

PINK SOCK!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

I am so glad that b3ta has taught me that term. It has enriched my life no end.

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

it hasn't taught
me that term - what does it mean?
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

N very SFW
www.thepinksock.com/the-pink-sock.php
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

I'm not going to click

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

go on!
click! gwan! gwan!!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

not till I get home I won't

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

jolly good
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

I've clicked...
obviously needed more lube
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

It's only text and drawings
of an unsavoury nature, I grant you, but no actual nekkids or anything.
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

"blocked for containing adult content"
just tell us hon
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

It's a 3 panel cartoon
The captions are as follows:

Frame 1
First, trick your girlfriend into having anal sex (shouldn't be too hard).

Frame 2
At the moment of climax, donkey-punch your woman in the back of the head and withdraw your penis quickly.

Frame 3
The resulting inverted colon is known as a "pink sock."
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

hahahahaha
and
ew
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

O_o

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

but why does hitting her on the head
make her arse drop out?

I'm not suggesting you're an expert here...
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

Please, can we talk about something else now?

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

hows the weather?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

shit

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

m'kay.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

hahahahahahahah
I hadn't seen that site before
Beautifully realised
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

What an informative website.

( Mstandot, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

ha ha ha!!
that's, well, not very sexy at all...

:P
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

and that fact, makes it reeeeeeally sexy

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

like bukkakke?

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

indeed
except no, thats not sexy at all.
I always felt that people who get off on that probably get equally aroused by images of people being punch in the face.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

i didn't know
but now i do

*laughs heartily*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

i am so metric

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

my friends are metric?

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

you are so metric

( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

Are Friends Metric?

( Afinkawan, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

only mine's broke down and I've got no-one to love.

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

hahahaah
oh dear I'm old.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

get your
nostalgia on you old fuck! ;)
www.80smusiclyrics.com/games.shtml
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

Dammit!
I want Wonder Boy!
( Afinkawan, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

no need to get testy.
c64s.com/game/1546/wonderboy/
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Woo!
*emails home*

I had a bit of a search about a week ago but didn't find that. Ta muchly.
( Afinkawan, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

Bookmark the site
it has a shitload of old C64 stuff. As an old C64 owner it brings a tear to my eye.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

I was a Spectrum man myself
Was close though. For some unknown reason my parents bought a Vic 20 first. Fortunately it broke after about a week so they took it back and got it replaced with a Speccy.
( Afinkawan, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

blame it on the pink sock part of this thread
but i read that as speculum.....
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

I'm afraid I was a whore
and had them all. from vic 20 through all the spectrum to and Amiga A4000 060. I still have most of them somewhere. An odd legacy for my boy.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

at least you didn't have
an acorn electron, i.e. the poor man's BBC micro! Having the cut down version of the school computer isn't the coolest.
(TheFlyingGerbil I have an alibi for, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Did anyone else love the game Nemesis
on the C64 I could play for bloody hours!
( Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

sadly I don't
remember playing that one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTRh9aH5tgs
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

GHAHHAHA!!!
duck hunt is almost impossible!

*fires wildly*

*misses*
( The King of Hats The bigger they are, the Hadoken they fall!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

I know it's not quite as old
but I just made it into work after staying up til 4 playing Police Quest last night. This SCUMM engine thingy is going to fuck my life.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

I lost a few years to the originals in the
80's and early 90's a few more to scumm in the early 22C. I know what you mean. Simon the Sorcerer FTW.

Edit: it's funny how times change. I'm an old geezer and stayed up until 5:30am grinding away at WOW burning crusade.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

hehe
I also got DOTT yesterday and had a brief go of that before deciding I'd rather dedicate saturday to it :D
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

bet the snake is english
@!#?!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

heh.
"Coping with tourette's" by Q-Bert
( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)