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(iamah, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)

That knife is blunt, and has traces of rotted food on the blade.
 
Woo!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)

I had a haircut at uni in this style once

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)

Shaving with a knife is actually really crap

( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)

Not unless the knife's really sharp

( Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:15, archived)

I wish my barber
would dress up.
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)

Happy b3taday you!
:)
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)

cheers old man

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)

Extreme shaving
With violet shades! Awesome!
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:13, archived)

what if he confused it for a red mist descending
and started a stabbing frenzy
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)

what on earth was the pic before you shopped it?
woo btw
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)

he
was using another instrument to shave :)
(iamah, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:25, archived)

THREADJACK: Hurray!
My first hate-gaz!



ref: this thread - www.b3ta.com/board/7465791
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:15, archived)

i wouldnt even bother to read any message that starts with 'Yo'

( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)

TO BEL AIR

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)

TO CHINA!!!

( mofaha, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)

pffft.
 
What a 'tard.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)

I still think we need R plates as well as L plates.
 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)

why can't we all just get along?

( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)

beacuse some folk take it upon themselves to be better and more important than others
and also they engage in completely redundant activity :)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:52, archived)

Congratz!
Jorgen does'nt seem like a very nice person.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)

The weird thing is
I was probably the least aggressive respondee on that thread.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)

maybe he's from Chernobyl
and took offense...

edit : hey, I just noticed you replied! What did you send back?
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:25, archived)

A link to this thread :D

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)

Ha ha!
I do hope he's reading it.

Hang on, how could you have sent the thread link if you hadn't posted it at that point?
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:32, archived)

ahh but you called him a kid
he's probably got a fucking chip/potatofarm on his tiny little child shoulders about being thought of as a stupid, ignorant, clueless child who expects the world to give him immediate gratification

learning is fun :)
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:54, archived)

No one ever GAZs me
which is slightly ironic, as my name actually is Gaz.
( StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)

ME IM GAZ
:)
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
god I love this place.
( mofaha, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 1:05, archived)

I'd gaz you
but I'm scared of you
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:54, archived)

You lucky, lucky, lucky bastard!
What a lovely bloke!
( mamilla_sarsum FWAPs for Jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)

I thought so
and so eloquent
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)

HA HA!
"I am not send you a spam"

Silly Jorgen. If you come to b3ta and ask for slang, you really can't be surprised that you get a pile of abuse!
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)

abuse
contributions
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)

Yeah, which he could easily have categorised himself. The twat.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)

I can't be arsed to even reply to obvious nobs these days even with the usual barrage of 'you fail' or 'read the FAQ' responses
it's pointless, and quite frankly offensive to worthier posts surrounding them folk ignore, with such replies.

I press the ignore button. The mods do the rest where there's a troll. They can see the offenders IP address for starters, so it's not hard to block people. I'm a mod elsewhere.
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:27, archived)

that's only good to a point
My IP address changes every time I connect and you can't go banning huge ranges of IP addresses, as many will be legit.
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)

true, I rarely reply
but the 'silly rabbit' thing came to mind and I thought it would be mildly amusing.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)

i got a similar one.

i think i'll now fill his site up with rubbish definitions.

or not. probably not.
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)

His site hosting
appears to be in Utah.
I'm sure those chaps don't approve of this kind of thing!
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)

Aw, what a sweet lil jackass.
You have to admit, it was awfully kind of him to respond to you. And the way he so eloquently presents his point makes me want to jump right over to his website and help him out.


help him out kick him in the f**king head
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:41, archived)

if you like I could send you more

(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:49, archived)

hahaha
:D

aww, threw his fucking toys straight out the pram

hahahahahahaha
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:50, archived)

(mugwump, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:56, archived)

hahahaha
!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)