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[challenge entry] OK, so it's not particularly safe to start with...

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(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)
# haha
you don't need to bend over to pick it up, just squat down and sit on it.

then bend over.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)
# with added COCK
(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)
# also contain nonoxinol 9

amyl nitrate scented
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)
# it is clear that your anal sex knowledge far outstrips mine
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)
# It's like xmas
Better to give than ...
(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
# you mean
it is clear that your anal sex knowledge far outstrips mine
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)
# no
but it's certainly possible
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)
# ;)
(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)
# is goes in the belly button, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Is might, but it doesn't
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)
# what if you tried really hard and used magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)
# STRONG NUCLEAR FORCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# depends whether she's the banner carrier in the sally army or not
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Nurse! Mind Bleach!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# to be honest
it's been so long, i've forgotten who gets tied up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Me, always




I've said too much
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I haven't said enough
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I thought that...
...I heard you laughing!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I thought that I heard you sing...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# MAGIC PEOPLE
VOODOO PEOPLE

/remix
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# *raises*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# interesting
and do you have pictoral proof of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Actually yes
But those are photos that are never being uploaded
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# *takes more notes*
*starts to wander off into the realms of fiction*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# They're kept in a book under my bed
Who's been feeding me sodium pentothal?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# now all we need is to find out where you live
wait until you've gone out, break in, find photos, take pictures of them on spy camera, replace pictires, exit house, hide the microfiche underneath a stamp which is then attached to a postcard and sent to b3ta towers.

it's all just a little too simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Or just steal the book
Damnit!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# or you could post it to us
rm 2:96,
B3TA Towers,
Isle of Dogs,
Laaaaandon,
B3T AT0W
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# please mark it
FAO: /Board HR
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I think it's a trap
... some sort of sexy trap
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*

*wolf whistles*

*drops jaw, unravells tongue*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# you're dribbling
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Depends on the size!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)
# if by belly button your mean arse hole
then no.
(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)
# is that a confusion you often encounter?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)
# depends which regiment you join
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# taken on in the rear guard no doubt...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# it would seem that whoever this person is
that they have has one to many tummy tucks, if both arsehole and belly button are in the same area.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Cher?
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# it's graping my squildo now
thinking of cher pooing from her stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)