OK, so it's not particularly safe to start with...


From the Making Safe Things Dangerous challenge. See all 479 entries (closed)

(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:45, archived)

hahahahaha
*click*
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:48, archived)

haha
you don't need to bend over to pick it up, just squat down and sit on it.

then bend over.
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:49, archived)

with added COCK

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:50, archived)

also contain nonoxinol 9

amyl nitrate scented
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:51, archived)

it is clear that your anal sex knowledge far outstrips mine

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:52, archived)

It's like xmas
Better to give than ...
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)

you mean
it is clear that your anal sex knowledge far outstrips mine
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:53, archived)

no
but it's certainly possible
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:54, archived)

;)

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)

is goes in the belly button, right?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:56, archived)

Is might, but it doesn't

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

what if you tried really hard and used magnets?

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

STRONG NUCLEAR FORCE!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

depends whether she's the banner carrier in the sally army or not

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

Nurse! Mind Bleach!

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

to be honest
it's been so long, i've forgotten who gets tied up
( mictoboy, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

Me, always




I've said too much
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

I haven't said enough

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:00, archived)

I thought that...
...I heard you laughing!
(Sartori wishes everyone was nicer, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:07, archived)

I thought that I heard you sing...

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

MAGIC PEOPLE
VOODOO PEOPLE

/remix
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

*raises eyebrow*

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)

*raises*

( Your watch is quickly ticking towards 5K, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)

*takes notes*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)

interesting
and do you have pictoral proof of this?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)

Actually yes
But those are photos that are never being uploaded
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

*takes more notes*
*starts to wander off into the realms of fiction*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

They're kept in a book under my bed
Who's been feeding me sodium pentothal?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

now all we need is to find out where you live
wait until you've gone out, break in, find photos, take pictures of them on spy camera, replace pictires, exit house, hide the microfiche underneath a stamp which is then attached to a postcard and sent to b3ta towers.

it's all just a little too simple.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)

Or just steal the book
Damnit!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

or you could post it to us
rm 2:96,
B3TA Towers,
Isle of Dogs,
Laaaaandon,
B3T AT0W
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)

please mark it
FAO: /Board HR
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)

I think it's a trap
... some sort of sexy trap
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

*wolf whistles*

*drops jaw, unravells tongue*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

you're dribbling

(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)

Depends on the size!

(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:57, archived)

if by belly button your mean arse hole
then no.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:58, archived)

is that a confusion you often encounter?

( mictoboy, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 15:59, archived)

depends which regiment you join

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)

taken on in the rear guard no doubt...

( The Great Architect, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)

it would seem that whoever this person is
that they have has one to many tummy tucks, if both arsehole and belly button are in the same area.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)

Cher?

(Roodie Doodie finding it hard to do anything, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)

it's graping my squildo now
thinking of cher pooing from her stomach.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)