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From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)

*keeps schtum*
/nicely done
( The Great Architect, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)

shhhhh
:D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)

lol
...this'll be rendition 324 then.
( Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)

i've just realised that the only way
you can tell the difference between when i'm 'at work' and when i'm 'on break'
is that when i'm at work, i'm on b3ta, and when i'm on break, i'm reading my book

what the fuck are they paying me for?
( mictoboy, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)

you have won star prize in this weeks QOTW!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)

something like that
fuck it, i'm going to hand my notice in
( mictoboy, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

Make sure you get another job first.
You're not as appealing to a potential employer if you're not actually doing anything when you apply for the job.

"available for an immediate start" is not a plus.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)

Thanks for the tip
I was actually contemplating doing the same mistake as Micto.
(duck Quack !, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:14, archived)

meh
i'm changing locations, having a kid, all sorts of shit

i'll temp for a while if need be
( mictoboy, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)

That's a crazy thing to say.

I quit my job, took three months off and then got another job again without any problems.

But then I *am* fantastic.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)

nothing is ridiculous when i comes to employemnt
people who hire other people are irrational individuals, just like veryone else
( mictoboy, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)

Irrational, yet JUDGEMENTAL.
The worst kind of irrational.
( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)

Go for it!


Don't let today's crashing world economy stop you either.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)

Sounds like my job.
Except im the boss and so cant be fired easily.
( Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)

RRRIINNNG RIIIINNNGGG!
"hello"

"hello, I wish to complain about the lack of chickens in your ATMs"

"ah sank you please, Aiy wull tray tu sot yuh prubleem..."

"oh bugger!"
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)

ok then, this one has been done

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)

aha!
well not A-ha, but aha!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)

penny drops

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)