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[challenge entry] I'm going to hell...
Thinking 'lyrics depicted literally', listening to Goldie Lookin' Chain...


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(I helped save b3ta! sanityclause is waiting until, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:02, archived)
# truth is sometimes more horrific than fiction...
www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,,2109047,00.html
/second paragraph from the end of the article...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Oh shit!
Not another 13 weeks of hell!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)
# GAH!
GAHGAHGAH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)
# This, with extra GAH!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)
# and a side-order of GAH!
in GAH! sauce . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Followed by GAH!
With double GAH! for pudding!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)
# coffee and waffer thin GAH!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Nah, I'm stuffed
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)
# ahh, go on
go onit's waffer thin . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)
# I couldn't eat another thing, I'm absolutely stuffed
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:14, archived)
# would sir enjoy a see - GAH
after his meal?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:14, archived)
# i couldn't eat another fing
fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Oh please tell me it isn't true!
Surely Lisa Stansfied would be a better option :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)
# pffft!
(Sheepattack!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Oh, come on...
The kidnappers aren't gonna give her back if they're forced to listen to that, are they?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Maybe it's a case of 'give her back OR we release this song'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:08, archived)
# No! The horror!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)
# i don't want to be pessimistic but shes 6ft. under by now
seriously its good what there doing but they should just give up
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Not having kids myself, I would beg to differ.
If it was your kid, and you were totally uncertain about the fate of him/her, you'd never give up.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)
# true
but they keep sniffing up the rong tree,
and i would rather know my child was dead than not know at all
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Yeah, but they're the first I ever seen go THIS far
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)
# this is indeed true, it's a whole media/common sense vacation with regard to what's going on
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I don't know I'd have the drive to do what they're doing
You wonder if they're being run by Max Clifford or somesuch
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:17, archived)
# they are
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Seriously?
Explains everything then
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Not to be a cunt,
but why is this child getting so much media attention? There's hundreds of kids go missing all the time.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)
# For all the wrong reasons
What they should have focussed on from the start is the fact that she's gone missing because of severe negligence on the part of the parent, then they wouldn't have managed to get such a hold on the media
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Well - if her death stops the re-release of that song
she won't have died in vain.

Good ning every one - sorry I'm late.

Is Freebs still on baby leave?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Yus - till next Tuesday
'Ning Prof
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)
# ning super sexy lady bits
I miss freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I miss him too
He was going to do a piccy of me, and now I can't get hold of him :-(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)
# the selfish bastard
just keeps spending all of his time with his progeny... we were here first!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Selfish indeed!
How dare he!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)
# totally selfish of him
he's not been on MSN or anything, i mean what's the world coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I'm surprised MSN hasn't crashed from lack of freebs
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:24, archived)
# I did get him on msn the other night
he was knackered, but well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:35, archived)
# yay
... although it's not as if HE had to push a little person out of him...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Yeah, that's the trouble with men
They get the fun part of the making babies thing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:39, archived)
# ...eventually
/good weekend m'dear?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Eventually?
It's the first contribution to the whole thing!
Not bad hun, you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)
# good god
that's fucking weird. And what's worse is you can bet some bigwig record producer approached them with the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)
# and you'll get 0.005% of the sales...
if we get the 8'000 sales needed to get to number 1 you'll be looking at almost £150!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)
# The Simpsons Sing Calypso!
and GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Shitting 70s Christ in a Chrysler
you couldn't make it up!

Surely we are living in the last days.

'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)
# 'ning sexy
*smoosh*

good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *smooooooosh*
'ningles lovely Mink.

Utterly ridiculous drunken madness weekend, ta.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:24, archived)
# ha ha ha
ning wonderous beautiful naughty dirty girl... you are John Littlejohn AICMFP!

you couldn't make it up... it's political correctness GONE MAD!...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Shit! Rumbled!!
'ning Prof :D

*smoosh!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)
# *rage*
jesus shitting christ!

they're gonna be FUCKING GUTTED if they find her tomorrow safe and sound!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)
# It is an old article but the threat is still there I feel
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Bleeeh
I'm not convinced they ever even had a daughter, anymore. Just a longing to travel the world and sing.
(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)
# guns dont kill people,
magenta cocks do?
throw it away ooh ooh ooh
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:04, archived)