I'm going to hell...
Thinking "lyrics depicted literally", listening to Goldie Lookin' Chain...



From the If Song Lyrics Were Literally True challenge. See all 784 entries (closed)

(sanityclause is waiting until, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:02, archived)

truth is sometimes more horrific than fiction...
www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,,2109047,00.html
/second paragraph from the end of the article...
( The Great Architect, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:04, archived)

Oh shit!
Not another 13 weeks of hell!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)

Check the article date though.
Clearly it's not happening.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:12, archived)

...yet
/never say never.
( The Great Architect, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)

...again

*yesh mish moneypenny*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)

had a reply from 'you know who' yesterday
was quite funny
( The Great Architect, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)

GAH!
GAHGAHGAH!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)

This, with extra GAH!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)

and a side-order of GAH!
in GAH! sauce . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:08, archived)

Followed by GAH!
With double GAH! for pudding!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)

coffee and waffer thin GAH!?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)

Nah, I'm stuffed

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)

ahh, go on
it's waffer thin . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)

I couldn't eat another thing, I'm absolutely stuffed

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:14, archived)

would sir enjoy a see - GAH
after his meal?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:14, archived)

i couldn't eat another fing
fuck off
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)

Oh please tell me it isn't true!
Surely Lisa Stansfied would be a better option :D
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)

pffft!

(Sheepattack!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)

Oh, come on...
The kidnappers aren't gonna give her back if they're forced to listen to that, are they?
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)

Maybe it's a case of 'give her back OR we release this song'

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:08, archived)

No! The horror!

( the holly and the ivv, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)

i don't want to be pessimistic but shes 6ft. under by now
seriously its good what there doing but they should just give up
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)

Not having kids myself, I would beg to differ.
If it was your kid, and you were totally uncertain about the fate of him/her, you'd never give up.
( The Great Architect, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)

true
but they keep sniffing up the rong tree,
and i would rather know my child was dead than not know at all
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)

Yeah, but they're the first I ever seen go THIS far

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)

this is indeed true, it's a whole media/common sense vacation with regard to what's going on

( The Great Architect, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)

I don't know I'd have the drive to do what they're doing
You wonder if they're being run by Max Clifford or somesuch
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:17, archived)

they are

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)

Seriously?
Explains everything then
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:22, archived)

Not to be a cunt,
but why is this child getting so much media attention? There's hundreds of kids go missing all the time.
(Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)

For all the wrong reasons
What they should have focussed on from the start is the fact that she's gone missing because of severe negligence on the part of the parent, then they wouldn't have managed to get such a hold on the media
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)

Well - if her death stops the re-release of that song
she won't have died in vain.

Good ning every one - sorry I'm late.

Is Freebs still on baby leave?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)

Yus - till next Tuesday
'Ning Prof
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)

ning super sexy lady bits
I miss freebs
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)

I miss him too
He was going to do a piccy of me, and now I can't get hold of him :-(
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)

the selfish bastard
just keeps spending all of his time with his progeny... we were here first!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:16, archived)

Selfish indeed!
How dare he!
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)

totally selfish of him
he's not been on MSN or anything, i mean what's the world coming to?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)

I'm surprised MSN hasn't crashed from lack of freebs

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:24, archived)

I did get him on msn the other night
he was knackered, but well.
( The Great Architect, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:35, archived)

yay
... although it's not as if HE had to push a little person out of him...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)

Yeah, that's the trouble with men
They get the fun part of the making babies thing
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:39, archived)

...eventually
/good weekend m'dear?
( The Great Architect, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)

Eventually?
It's the first contribution to the whole thing!
Not bad hun, you?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)

good god
that's fucking weird. And what's worse is you can bet some bigwig record producer approached them with the idea.
( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)

and you'll get 0.005% of the sales...
if we get the 8'000 sales needed to get to number 1 you'll be looking at almost £150!!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)

The Simpsons Sing Calypso!
and GAH!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:14, archived)

Shitting 70s Christ in a Chrysler
you couldn't make it up!

Surely we are living in the last days.

'ningles all
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)

'ning sexy
*smoosh*

good weekend?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:17, archived)

*smooooooosh*
'ningles lovely Mink.

Utterly ridiculous drunken madness weekend, ta.

You?
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:24, archived)

ha ha ha
ning wonderous beautiful naughty dirty girl... you are John Littlejohn AICMFP!

you couldn't make it up... it's political correctness GONE MAD!...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:18, archived)

Shit! Rumbled!!
'ning Prof :D

*smoosh!*
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)

*rage*
jesus shitting christ!

they're gonna be FUCKING GUTTED if they find her tomorrow safe and sound!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)

It is an old article but the threat is still there I feel

( The Great Architect, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:16, archived)

Bleeeh
I'm not convinced they ever even had a daughter, anymore. Just a longing to travel the world and sing.
(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)

guns dont kill people,
magenta cocks do?
throw it away ooh ooh ooh
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:04, archived)