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Bit of lunchtime paint shoppery

Apologies for crapness!
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jidler changed his name on, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:09,
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strange...
he doesn't LOOK like Bon Jovi...
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:10,
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it was hard
trying to find a court pic on JBJ
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jidler changed his name on, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:11,
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you could have made it make sense...
by changing his name, or getting a pic of Phil Spector for example.
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drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:18,
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mebbe
a google search for BJ alone should do the trick?
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doltage, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:26,
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I don't think the song goes..
"shot through the heart and you're to blame, Philip Cave, you give love a bad name..."
I could be wrong*
* - I know I'm right because I know all the words to all Bon Jovi songs ever made.
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drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:12,
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Ah!
Well, that explains everything, then.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:13,
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explains what?
that your love is like bad medicine? or that I'm feeling like a Monday but some day I'll be Saturday night?
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drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:14,
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* falters *
um, Richie! Help me out of this one - play me a solo!!
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:18,
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and you admit to that?
*points and laughs at bon jovi fan
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god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:14,
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I Was A Teenage Bon Jovi Fan
so I know all the words to his songs up until he turned shit...
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...
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drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:16,
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why have you not
taken your life in shame?
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Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:18,
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because I want be taken down in a Blaze of Glory...
I blame my father for playing it in the car non stop. Plans are in place.
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drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:21,
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why have you not
taken your father's life in shame?
Never mind. I grew up with Elvis, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Rush and Gary Fucking Glitter. It's no wonder I went mental and rebellious when the 80's started.
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Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:28,
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That sounds like the name of the best/worst horror movie ever made!
"I Was a Teenage Bon Jovi Fan"
Ooh, the carnage....
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:22,
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I thought it sounded more like
a channel 4 Dispatches documentary about a boy who shaved his legs and took his own life as he grew more and more alienated from his peers as a result of his blond highlighted mullet and tight t-shirts with the sleeves cut off.
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drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:24,
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*joins in*
Can I be part of your clique?
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Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:20,
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no i prefer going solo.
i don't do cliques, i have nothing but contempt for everyone equally.
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god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:26,
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hahaha!
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Pavlov'sDog Sit! Pavlov'sDog, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:16,
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Speaking of lunch

unshopped
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:12,
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where is it from?
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Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:14,
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appears to be finnish
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Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:15,
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You win the prize!
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:19,
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hurray
I'm quite happy with that since I like winning
And I like prizes
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Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:28,
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Finland
It sounds like meaty chunks when you shake it
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:15,
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EAT IT!
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Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:16,
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I guess I should
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:19,
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Finland
Kuusumo to be exact.
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Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:16,
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Bare Soop!
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Quetzacoatl is sitting on your bust of Pallas, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:14,
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pfffttt.... *
* with spitty bits on monitor and keyboard
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Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:12,
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Is that a real poncho...
or is that a Sears poncho?
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:14,
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Aldi
3 for a dollar!
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Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:35,
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